Don't know how it's ruined you dimbfuck, except for those that can't tell the difference between a quick joke and a yarn, and no loss there.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrG
You really are a tedious fuckwit.
No wonder you've got your repo turned off.
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Don't know how it's ruined you dimbfuck, except for those that can't tell the difference between a quick joke and a yarn, and no loss there.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrG
You really are a tedious fuckwit.
No wonder you've got your repo turned off.
Have to agree there, Dog; you don't know the difference between a yarn and quick joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cujo
My grandma was telling me that my grandpa would always leave his door open, that's why the submarine sunk
I've just passed my cheerleading exam, I went into the classrom and shouted "Give me an A" and they did
[quote=Cujo;3199423]You're bigger than that, can123. Stand up for yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by can123
Is it going to be this :
https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...ky_humping.jpg
Or this :
https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...g_and_duck.jpg
Yes, of course I am. The silly buggers have now given me my own thread so I can now post as many jokes as I wish. They are all my own typing in the sense that I am reproducing jokes I submiited over a period of years to a UK betting forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Latindancer
It's all sort of rebounded on them because despite their millions of posts they are thick :)
They don't know what they want. They ask for short jokes, but what they want are one-liners a puns.Quote:
Originally Posted by can123
What's short? How long is a piece of string?
Well if you have to fucking ask.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eliminator
Really you guys, WTF?
:smileylaughing:Quote:
Originally Posted by LatindancerQuote:
Originally Posted by CujoYou're bigger than that, can123. Stand up for yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by can123
Is it going to be this :
https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...ky_humping.jpg
Or this :
https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...g_and_duck.jpg
Either way you're fucked apparently.
Cujo took an IQ test and the results came out negative..
He got lost in thought once, but to be fair it was unknown territory :D
Equal distances from the centre :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Eliminator
What's brown and sounds like a bell ?
Dung !
What's black and steaming and comes out of cows?
The Isle of White ferry.
Cowes!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by VocalNeal
Brilliant !Quote:
Originally Posted by VocalNeal
Oh Ho. If he's said Cowes, it wouldn't really have been a joke!
What's the difference between marmalade and jam?
You can't marmalade your cock up your girlfriend's arse.
You over estimate the forums clientl's reading ability, methinks.Quote:
Originally Posted by charleyboy
What's pink and hard first thing in the morning?
The Financial Times crossword.
:rofl: The good ones never get old.Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainNemo
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Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your underpants ?
Your grandma, when she's pegging them to the washing line
A quick English joke here.
What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Philip ?
Killed in a tunnel
If I had written Cowes it wouldn't be a joke? :deadhorsebig:Quote:
Originally Posted by charleyboy
It would have been an easy quiz question!:rolleyes::
Little Josephine had got a Barbie doll for her last birthday, so, with her next birthday approaching, her Mother asked her what she would like.
"I'd like an Action Man (GI Joe for the cousins) to be Barbie's boyfriend."
"You mean Ken; Barbie comes with Ken."
"No Mummy - she comes with Action Man ..........
.......... she only fakes it with Ken!"
Man walks into a zoo to discover the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It's a shitzu.
Well, you got half of it right........it was short.
Made me Laff
The man who invented predictive text died yesterday.
His funfair is next monkey
:smileylaughing:Quote:
Originally Posted by VocalNeal
billy the kids joke from dog/lion thread in the chinese zoo. cheers cuju. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Cujo
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why. (Redd Foxx)
The NYPD have said they'll never forget 9/11, you'd hope so as well with it being their phone number :sorry1:
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist
They only need to answer the phone, not call it. So technically it doesnt matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by SiLeakHunt
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Originally Posted by kingwillyThey only need to answer the phone, not call it. So technically it doesnt matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by SiLeakHunt
they dont even answer it.
Pedantic!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwillyThey only need to answer the phone, not call it. So technically it doesnt matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by SiLeakHunt
Absolutely. Nidhogg missed a prime opportunity, he's slipping.Quote:
Originally Posted by noelbinoPedantic!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwillyThey only need to answer the phone, not call it. So technically it doesnt matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by SiLeakHunt