Daily Moan

[klong toey]

From seeing my GP to them wanting to operate about 3 weeks I guess not seeing a doctor for about 20 years I had a few vip points saved up.

[DrWilly]

But then you pretty much have no idea what you are talking about, right?

ouch.


I guess so.

[cyrille]

I’m pretty sure it could be smack bang in the middle of your boat race and they’d still make the same assessment.

But then you pretty much have no idea what you are talking about, right?

ouch.


I guess so.

So why the comment? I can only think you were motivated by prejudice.

[Salsa dancer]

Willy's mind has been twisted by the traumatic memory of having his anal warts frozen off with liquid nitrogen.

That, and being bullied at school for being 'different', then realizing in later years he has a developmental disorder.

[taxexile]

From seeing my GP to them wanting to operate about 3 weeks I guess not seeing a doctor for about 20 years I had a few vip points saved up.

i waited about 6 months !!

[taxexile]

Willy's mind has been twisted by the traumatic memory of having his anal warts frozen off with liquid nitrogen.

i always thought they were chewed off by his indonesian ladyboy.

i think there is a thread somewhere...... if only the search function worked properly.

[DrWilly]

So why the comment? I can only think you were motivated by prejudice.

Absolutely, I’m prejudiced against people that drink with dog balls on their tables. Nothing personal.

[Mendip]

^ You need to live a little.


Anyway, as the joke goes... what's worse than finding a rat in the fridge?






















Finding half a rat!

I mean, Jaysus... the things I put up with living here.

[cyrille]

Christ.

Even Chitty would serve that with poppadoms.

[Mendip]

^ It would seem that a piece of manky cold omelette sat in a reddish-brown 'sauce' is the side of choice.

[david44]

realizing in later years he has a developmental disorder

WOW

[Edmond]

WOW

Snub's fave sexual position.



MOM flipped over.

[armstrong]

I knew there was no alcohol sales tomorrow but the sly bastards snuck in a 6pm curfew today for elections.

[Mendip]

^ I'm all over it mate.

Taking an emergency bottle of Ya Dong down to Sukhumvit on the morrow, just in case!

[david44]

Oh, I come from Koonken
With my ROV on my spree
I'm going to miss dear Anna
My only love while I'm at sea
It rained all night the day I left
The weather it was dry
The sun so hot, I froze to death
Susann', don't you cry

All together now

[armstrong]

^ I'm all over it mate.

Taking an emergency bottle of Ya Dong down to Sukhumvit on the morrow, just in case!

You're gonna struggle finding a place on Sunday I think. They do take their Buddha days seriously.

[Looper]

I knew there was no alcohol sales tomorrow but the sly bastards snuck in a 6pm curfew today for elections.

You are officially allowed to vote while drunk in Australia and pubs and bottle shops are all open

Nocookies | Sky News Australia

But there is still a cautious prohibition against selling alcohol inside the polling booth premises while voting is underway

[Neverna]

Brits speaking like Americans. Wankers.

[BLD]

I knew there was no alcohol sales tomorrow but the sly bastards snuck in a 6pm curfew today for elections.

It's all about the connections dontcha know? Fooking amatuer

[cyrille]

Brits speaking like Americans. Wankers.

Surely trelleborgtwat showing up in the seven and demanding 'beer Yais' would be worse?

[Neverna]

Surely trelleborgtwat showing up in the seven and demanding 'beer Yais' would be worse?

Fortunately for many, you just have to take the beers from the cooler in the 7-11 and pay at the cashier. No speaking is necessary. However, if you want some beer at a, ahem, "mom and pop" store, you might have to speak numpte-ese - "a dozen beer yais, mate, and a packet of crisps. Keep the change, mate. I don't need the shrapnel." Triple cringe.

[Neverna]

^ I'm all over it mate.

Taking an emergency bottle of Ya Dong down to Sukhumvit on the morrow, just in case!

Happy Somerset Day, Mendip (almost too late... that's my moan).

[DrWilly]

Willy's mind has been twisted by the traumatic memory of having his anal warts frozen off with liquid nitrogen.

.

Are you in you 70s yet? Cos your memory is failing you. You’re thinking of nawty, not me. The only similarity is we were both friends of Bobcock. He says hello, btw.

[DrWilly]

Fortunately for many, you just have to take the beers from the cooler in the 7-11 and pay at the cashier. No speaking is necessary. However, if you want some beer at a, ahem, "mom and pop" store, you might have to speak numpte-ese - "a dozen beer yais, mate, and a packet of crisps. Keep the change, mate. I don't need the shrapnel." Triple cringe.

[david44]

trelleborgtwat

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