Dear Pooly...

[Goddess of Whatever]

ICQ? Errr.. I don't use ICQ. Maybe msn is better.


My workmates are having fun with online game. :roll:

Ok, you go to bed, I will leave in about 1 hour.


Goodnight jahh...

[mrsquirrel]

Dear Poolie

I wish to push a marble up Mount Everest with my nose what is the best way to do this?

Cheers

MrSw

[MeMock]

I would suggest a nose and a marble.

[njdesi]

Dear Pooly,
I just went for drinks with a Filipina girl from high school. She used to date my best friend in high school and college (who I am still great friends with). While having drinks, she told me that at one time she had a small crush on me. She seems interested in starting a relationship. My question is, what can I do to make a relationship last more than two months?

[poolcleaner]

Pooly,

I need to sleep, damn tired! Where should I go to sleep where the workers or anyone else can't see me?

Help!!!!


No, not dark place please.. The ghosts are scary!

I'd try the toilet GoW although it should be noted that I'm posting this in the morning by which time your workmates have woken you up and now you're sound asleep in your bed. Folks please remember this is not a 24-hour service and I do need time to go to the bar so excuse me if I don't get back in time!

[poolcleaner]

Dear Poolie

I wish to push a marble up Mount Everest with my nose what is the best way to do this?

Cheers

MrSw

Best to start at the bottom. You'll need a good supply of food and water, gloves and 'nose balm'. In a task like this patience is something you'll need in truckloads. Good luck!

[poolcleaner]

Dear Pooly,
I just went for drinks with a Filipina girl from high school. She used to date my best friend in high school and college (who I am still great friends with). While having drinks, she told me that at one time she had a small crush on me. She seems interested in starting a relationship. My question is, what can I do to make a relationship last more than two months?

A relationship with a Filipina that lasts more than two months eh? Farking easy mate! Just let her know you've got loads of cash in a term deposit and you'd love to help out her starving cousins in Cebu. She will be faithful to you until the day comes when she can get her hands on the loot. Cheers desi, you and your filipinas!

[William]

Dear Pooly

My good mate Harry "the unspeakable name" has now been banned/chucked out of so many forums he is having to play all by himself over at TZine.

This behaviuor by Harry "the nameless one" has lead to my question:

"Do you think it is good form to let your mates know when they are being prats (especially over girls), or do you just let them get on with it?"

Thanks in advance.

~W~
PS - I disagree with what Fabian said, you're ten times better than Dr. Ruth

[aging one]

Speaking of harry, I do believe he should be in the land of smiles now. Didnt he arrive early on the 6th?

[poolcleaner]

Dear Pooly

My good mate Harry "the unspeakable name" has now been banned/chucked out of so many forums he is having to play all by himself over at TZine.

This behaviuor by Harry "the nameless one" has lead to my question:

"Do you think it is good form to let your mates know when they are being prats (especially over girls), or do you just let them get on with it?"

Thanks in advance.

~W~
PS - I disagree with what Fabian said, you're ten times better than Dr. Ruth

Thanks William, just between you and me, Fabian is Dr. Ruth.

Since no-one is immune to the 'make a complete twat of themselves' syndrome I always advocate letting them go about their business.
After all they're only mates and, unless they owe you money, they are disposable. You can find a mate anywhere.

Try and laugh at them, not to their face mind, but find something foolish about their situation and allow some distance between you and your mates, that way when it goes tits up you can act remote from the situation.

Keep in mind, it could be your turn next!

Now what's this got to do with Harry?

[mrsquirrel]

He is at TZine I haven't been there for a long time - I think I will go and bait him see if he can get banned from there aswell.

[poolcleaner]

Can't you do this in the Harry thread!!!!!!!!!

[William]

[mrsquirrel]

Dear Poolie

I just tried to let a sneaky fart out and followed through a bit.

The toilet is being used and it hurts every time my cheeks rub together (must be the peanuts)

What should I do?

[poolcleaner]

Dear Poolie

I just tried to let a sneaky fart out and followed through a bit.

The toilet is being used and it hurts every time my cheeks rub together (must be the peanuts)

What should I do?

Use the sink if you can't wait.
Pop a ruler down between your cheeks.
Is there a garden hose handy?

Just got to get practical Mrs Q.

[mrsquirrel]

I have let it dry and its ok but if I climb the stairs I am sure some of my hairs on my arse are going to be pulled out so I guess I am jumping up the stairs one at a time to save myself the pain.

[Fabian]

ICQ? Errr.. I don't use ICQ. Maybe msn is better.

Ah, I see. So the ICQ-sign under your avatar is to distract the german perverts.

[poolcleaner]

Dear Poolie

I really get excited when I get to brush myself against a beautiful woman. I generally try to get my arm to touch her arm or if I am really going for it to brush against one of her breasts.

I spent my weekend doing this with my secretary and am sure she did not realise what I was doing even though I had an erection whilst sat beside her on the bus.

What should I do about this fetish. Should I try and control it more or should I go all out and start rubbing my penis against womens arms and breasts in public as well?

Cheers

MrSq

What with KK claiming Indians wank in public and Mrs Q divulgence of her lewd fantasies I had to google:

Not for the kiddies mind!

a bit wanky

some more

a good job?

[Ijustwannateach]

Hi, PC. I'm in a funk. Console me!

[poolcleaner]

Hi, PC. I'm in a funk. Console me!

Honestly don't know what a funk is IJWT!

I know a console is the surround to the gear shifter so should I assume your in a European car?

But seriously if you need consoling I'll give it a shot.
Best remedy for depression, however slight, is a good old rogering of an unsuspecting victim.
No, don't grab your ski mask. Just have a shower, put on the smellys and some sexy clobber and head off to soi 4, grab the first one that takes your fancy, say to hell with the cost and go off and be as rude as you can.
Spend the next few days revisiting the vivid debauched memories of what an utter slut you can be and trust me, you'll feel as happy as a pig in shit!
Sometimes we just got to remind ourselves how important we are. And having a slave for an hour or two is just the ticket.

Go get him, tiger! Rooaarrrrr!

[Goddess of Whatever]

ICQ? Errr.. I don't use ICQ. Maybe msn is better.

Ah, I see. So the ICQ-sign under your avatar is to distract the german perverts.

Not like that, I just think the sign is cute.

[machangezi]

Dear Poolie the Cleaner,

My nephew, 21 yrs old and still a student at ABAC, has fallen for a bird but she ain't interested in him anymore. They used to hook up in the evenings and get hammered.

He, now, looks like a pathetic loser who thinks there's nothing left in this life. He keeps on taking huge amount of liquior everyday and doesn't concentrate on his studies which is scaring the shit out of me. After all my sister sent him here cos she thought I'd be the one keeping an eye on him. My busy schedule doesn't allow me to watch him like a hawk. When he started his first sememster, now in third, his gpa was superb but since the end of second semester its declining. I spoke to him on several occassions explaining things about life in a cordial way but the guys too thick. I've just decided to talk to him for the last time and tell him to forget the girl and concentrate on education. If his gpa goes below 3.4 then he won't be staying in LOS for another second.

What's your suggestion (this is a serious issue mate)?

[Fabian]

I am Mr Poolcleaners replacement for the moment because I think you need an immediate answer.

Take that young man to NEP and pay some slapper for him. He will soon forget about his love affair.

If not, blame everything on your sisters. Sending a young man to Thailand to be looked after is a stupid idea in the first place.

[Goddess of Whatever]

I agree with you, Fab.

[friscofrankie]

Think we all know the healing affect of some sport fucking.
Maybe not Nana, but a Ratchada-type pleasure palace. Stuff a hand full of purple notes in his shirt pocket, pour some of the Whiskey down his throat and toss 'im into a pile of beauties. Nothing like a night (or two ) of debauchery to mend a broken heart.