Thread: Dinner

I’m going to take a stab in the dark and say roast pork, spuds, carrots, a Yorkie with gravy and apple sauce.

Oh hang on, he’s not talking about food, they’re from England. That’s a shadow! Happens when the sun is out!

Yeah, we'll be following your delectable dishes across various fora, for sure.

I like that despite having a full drink already you have the second one lined up ready and waiting.

^ The quintessential Pimms chaser, when it's on offer

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ The quintessential Pimms chaser, when it's on offer

Quintessential isn't essential x5, bus driver pleb.

Originally Posted by armstrong

I like that despite having a full drink already you have the second one lined up ready and waiting.

that's to let his gravy down

I had a salad with doner meat. So basically a kebab without the bread bit.

I've secured 4 Kgs of cow intercostal muscle & bone for a stew(s), just in time for a spanish plume of 30+ degree heat for £23, i may have belay turning it into cat vomit

actuall 4.5 kgs, 2 piles like this, sepated into 4 with 3 for the freezer with black garlic on

The dogs would probably like that.

Gout me!

wet banana leaves, washed in questionable sanitary conditions - you'll be sharting

If your body can't handle a bit of khlong it needs to harden the fuck up

Originally Posted by malmomike77

washed in questionable sanitary conditions

Nothing the Leos won't kill.


Fried pork and icy Thai lager. Not bad, Sir.

Originally Posted by armstrong

If your body can't handle a bit of khlong it needs to harden the fuck up

have you ever had dysentery

Originally Posted by malmomike77

have you ever had dysentery

Not since WW2

Slow cooked beef cheeks. Not a cheap cut anymore. I cut these bad boys in half due to size.

Sear on each side, deglaze the pot and add the usual base.



Add a cup of broth, 2 cups of red wine, herbs (thyme & rosemary) and then simmer for 2-3 hours.

A sweet potato fusion with Maris Piper potatoes.

A peppery gravy.

Dryair fried pork cop and green beans.

Not bad.

^Nice little gravy lake landscape presentation Joe. I should have bought green beans for my lamb chops. That has just made me think. I only bought carrots and peas.


Invitation to farting squirting lady's for dinner. She has got a beach view but it is not Legsy territory.



Pistachios and 2021 Barossa Valley Shiraz for aperitif.



Chicken in garlic with some kind of creamy coconut potato bake with a side of olive salad. She knows how to put on a spread.



Lemon Myrtle tea using freshly picked leaves from her friend's garden.



I was able to woo her serenading on her own guitar after dinner before the dirty dogging commenced. The block of units opposite got a good view of the sofa through those see-through curtains after dark.



I am getting a taste for this performative procreation. My first hat-trick 3-shot evening in quite some time.

A stroll along the waterfront after I cleared off in the wee hours since the rain-clouds had made for the first warm strollable night in ages.

Originally Posted by Looper

Invitation to farting squirting lady's for dinner.

Peeing not squirting

Originally Posted by Looper

Lemon Myrtle tea using freshly picked leaves from her friend's garden.

floor

her gaff looks like a nice sot

Last night I transformed a lovely piece of Korat Chef Atlantic haddock...



Into this...

(I enforce a strict 'no devices at the table' rule... unless the cricket is on. I really hope that England win to make this worthwhile because I've lost the moral high ground forever)



Cricket and fish an' chips... a typical summers day in Old Blighty!

Good effort. Have you tried out one of my favourites, Kedgeree

I used to love kedgeree, my mum made it a lot when I were a kid.

Smoked haddock, hard boiled egg, peas and of course rice, of which we have loads.

I need to get a decent recipe and I'll give it a go.

Originally Posted by Looper

^Nice little gravy lake landscape presentation Joe. I should have bought green beans for my lamb chops. That has just made me think. I only bought carrots and peas.


Invitation to farting squirting lady's for dinner. She has got a beach view but it is not Legsy territory.



Pistachios and 2021 Barossa Valley Shiraz for aperitif.



Chicken in garlic with some kind of creamy coconut potato bake with a side of olive salad. She knows how to put on a spread.



Lemon Myrtle tea using freshly picked leaves from her friend's garden.



I was able to woo her serenading on her own guitar after dinner before the dirty dogging commenced. The block of units opposite got a good view of the sofa through those see-through curtains after dark.



I am getting a taste for this performative procreation. My first hat-trick 3-shot evening in quite some time.

A stroll along the waterfront after I cleared off in the wee hours since the rain-clouds had made for the first warm strollable night in ages.

You absolute whoor of a man . Very impressive crack on.