Dinner

**Jack meoff** · 21-06-2019, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Need suggestions for the bbq

Use Guinness

**NamPikToot** · 21-06-2019, 09:58 PM

Chitty the weather is getting hotter, you can tell because all the hedgehogs are leaving their coats lying on the roads so there should be plenty already peeled if you look.

**Luigi** · 21-06-2019, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Nev is a mod of this forum so he can delete non food related posts.

Pie.

Currently situated in the convection oven.

**Topper** · 21-06-2019, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by Luigi

Pie.

Currently situated in the convection oven.

So, she finds the oven comfortable?

**Chittychangchang** · 21-06-2019, 11:18 PM

Good suggestions chaps.

Gonna go Thai stylee with the meat..

fvcking 'ell I'm working up a sweat in the garden!!

Best have some of the black stuff and I don't mean that grill.

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FFS, i've not even fired the bbq up and the ruddy mut has dropped a brown bullet in anticipation on the freshly mowed yawn.

TWAT!

**NamPikToot** · 21-06-2019, 11:39 PM

Guiness is a winter drink ffs, is this what i've got to put up with when i move up norf? how's the hedgehog, marinated ?

**Chittychangchang** · 21-06-2019, 11:39 PM

This little lot has been marinading over night. .
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Keep getting distracted by the smell of brown bullets and Minions.
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Must be dehydration from the heat, best crack on with the Guinness. ..

Where you moving too Sid, your welcome for dinner anytime.

Anyone think thats Lolbelia in the rockery??
Not sure, heard it gives you a buzz if you eat it??

**NamPikToot** · 21-06-2019, 11:58 PM

I stuffed me face lunchtime so no dinner, instead i have Phall Wings which i cooked two days ago, had two then and cried.

I get the sauce knocked up by a local Bangladeshi Takeaway - its their Phall + extra Naga chillis. Now normally its only a 3-4 wing sitting before you can't take it anymore but this time two had me floored. Why the fuk i do it is a mystery to me but its been a thing for 10 tears, about twice a year. Its like someone has Hypnotised me, i know its nuts and painful and dangerous, i wear rubber gloves and have to properly wash me face or else you risk blisters on your knob or as happened excruciating pain in the eyes and feeling like you are going blind when pissed and having gone to bed it ended up on the pillow.

They don't look much and only get a thin coat, i'll piccy some before i chuck em in the bin. Just had two as a beer snack and barked em up - my body looking after me. Trouble is i'll be back before the year is out

**NamPikToot** · 22-06-2019, 12:13 AM

Chitty just make sure you don't pick up a bullet and BBQ it thinking its a Kofte

**Chittychangchang** · 22-06-2019, 01:34 AM

Jeez that new barbie is flaming hot when the lid is down, frazzled in less than 60 seconds...

Feed the fire and the fire will feed you
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Slow and steady..
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First plate is served..
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Big Daddy's plate of beef,chicken and lamb kebabs, served with coleslaw and a cheesy jacket potato. Dinner-20190621_190743-1-jpg

Washed down with copious amounts of grog!

Happy Summer from Blighty you slags!!!

Get onit like a Robin Reliants bonnet

**NamPikToot** · 22-06-2019, 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

JFeed the fire and the fire will feed you

Slow and steady..

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First plate is served..

Chitty you forget something ya pig

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**David48atTD** · 22-06-2019, 02:49 AM

^ Who said TD wasn't classy?

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Originally Posted by fishlocker

Sitting on a park bench!

Fish, I feel the Tull is strong with you.

**NamPikToot** · 22-06-2019, 02:51 AM

Sorry MOD Dave, please Move it to Blokes cooking.

**Chittychangchang** · 22-06-2019, 03:21 AM

**SKkin** · 22-06-2019, 03:43 AM

Chitty at least your new bbq has grates. All the new ones for sale now around here have flat griddle tops. When did that become a thing for outdoor bbqs?

Like this one:

https://express.google.com/product/B...211563771010_0

**David48atTD** · 22-06-2019, 03:49 AM

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Sorry MOD Dave, please Move it to Blokes cooking.

Sorry NPT, I'm not a Mod.

Did apply once, but they said then never received the application, lost in the mail ... I took the hint

**David48atTD** · 22-06-2019, 03:50 AM

Originally Posted by SKkin

Chitty at least your new bbq has grates. All the new ones for sale now around here have flat griddle tops. When did that become a thing for outdoor bbqs?

Like this one:

https://express.google.com/product/B...211563771010_0

Grates for an open flame, such as charcoal etc.

Griddle plates for gas.

**SKkin** · 22-06-2019, 03:53 AM

My old bbq is gas and it came with grates. I'm about due for a new one and not interested in the flat top.

**David48atTD** · 22-06-2019, 04:08 AM

Originally Posted by SKkin

My old bbq is gas and it came with grates. I'm about due for a new one and not interested in the flat top.

Yeh ... but we are talking a BBQ made in the 21st century

Would you compromise for a half/half?

**SKkin** · 22-06-2019, 05:37 AM

^ I doubt it. If I want to griddle cook I'll do it on my range indoors.

Like this:

Been thinking of splurging on one of those pellet smokers...and make the old bbq last a little longer for burgers and such.

**SKkin** · 22-06-2019, 05:41 AM

Originally Posted by Jack meoff

Use Guinness

I've been wanting to try one of those beer can chickens on the bbq for awhile now...still haven't got around to it. Don't drink anymore so don't have any beer cans.

Would a root beer can work?

**Luigi** · 22-06-2019, 04:53 PM

**Jack meoff** · 22-06-2019, 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by SKkin

Would a root beer can work?

Don't see why not.

Chitty did you cut the lawn with that blunt axe?

**Jack meoff** · 22-06-2019, 07:46 PM

**bsnub** · 22-06-2019, 07:59 PM

I just want to get so drunk in CCC's garden that I stumble over his minions, piss his wife off and make a total mess of meslf.

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