Thread: Dinner

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Originally Posted by Bogon

I have been complemented on my palate and know numerous flavour profiles

Have you been rimming Withnall?

Nah, but he said he put his hand up.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Have you been rimming Withnall?

I would class it more as "exploring" Withers undercarriage.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Oh dear.....*sigh*

Did you know.....

There's more germs on a laptop keyboard than you'll find in a toilet or Jeffs tiles

Betty's eating sweetmeat.

Teakdoor plate.

Now that's dedication.

I knew you'd all be entertained; I actually have to eat that crap...

The missus will be back over in 10 days or so then I'll be able to eat decent food again.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Oh dear.....*sigh*

Fuck me. I had the same thoughts as Thaimeme, and Stroller gave me a green before. The world has gone mad.

What is that shit on your plate? Can you tie your own shoes?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

What is that shit on your plate?

the front right item appears to be a mouse pad.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Can you tie your own shoes?

Originally Posted by Luigi

Originally Posted by hallelujah

What is that shit on your plate?

the front right item appears to be a mouse pad.

We're looking at tinned sweetcorn, some kind of cheap hot dog cut up into kiddy pieces and a mouse pad of unknown, supposed meat.

Worst food photo ever?

I do admit it's less than one would hope from a plate of food. However, on the upside, I will enjoy my glorious and high quality double whopper meal even more this lunchtime...

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Worst food photo ever?

I would say the best.

The teakdoor plate takes Betsy to another level.

I do hope that is a homemade bomb hidden under the plate!



Exploded dog penis, burnt round thing and a tin of corn will not make you big and strong.

It tasted just as it looks.

They are guitar pedals, very good ones; generally they just sit there unused.

Moving swiftly on




Tomato sauce ribs


Took some getting used to but i got there







Crumble, Bogon

You had two desserts, you fat bastard (looks like you might've gone back for a third too)...

I would like to post a picture of my dinner.

But i ate it several hours ago.

The next photo op might get me banned.





Why did the waiter jizz on Dillingers food.

^ Because I'm a good tipper

Felt like a roast chicken with veg and gravy dinner.

Plenty of leftover bird for a samidge favourite or 3 tomorrow (chicken, lettuce, tomatoe, mayo, S&P).

Originally Posted by Dillinger

^ Because I'm a good tipper

Good job, Bunter.

^^ chicken and veg looks nice although I'd have gone a bit lighter on the gravy. Having said that, with recent efforts (any that are non-Mrs Boo), I'm probably not one to take advice from...

Originally Posted by Headworx

Felt like a roast chicken with veg and gravy dinner.

Plenty of leftover bird for a samidge favourite or 3 tomorrow (chicken, lettuce, tomatoe, mayo, S&P).

wow!... looks good.... those fart tablets cost a fortune here!

20 points deducted for melamine plate though.

^Had those plates for at least 15 years!. Find them ideal for eating off the lap while sitting in a lounge chair watching TV!. Try that with round fine china at your own peril, more so if there's gravy involved