Nah, but he said he put his hand up. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
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Nah, but he said he put his hand up. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
I would class it more as "exploring" Withers undercarriage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
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Originally Posted by Bettyboo
Oh dear.....*sigh*
:puke::puke:
Did you know.....
There's more germs on a laptop keyboard than you'll find in a toilet or Jeffs tiles
Betty's eating sweetmeat.
Teakdoor plate.
Now that's dedication. :tumbs:
I knew you'd all be entertained; I actually have to eat that crap...
The missus will be back over in 10 days or so then I'll be able to eat decent food again.
Fuck me. I had the same thoughts as Thaimeme, and Stroller gave me a green before. The world has gone mad.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Bettyboo
Oh dear.....*sigh*
:puke::puke:
What is that shit on your plate? Can you tie your own shoes?
the front right item appears to be a mouse pad. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by hallelujah
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2016/07/306.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by hallelujah
;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Luigithe front right item appears to be a mouse pad. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by hallelujah
We're looking at tinned sweetcorn, some kind of cheap hot dog cut up into kiddy pieces and a mouse pad of unknown, supposed meat.
Worst food photo ever? :smileylaughing:
I do admit it's less than one would hope from a plate of food. However, on the upside, I will enjoy my glorious and high quality double whopper meal even more this lunchtime... :)
I would say the best. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by hallelujah
The teakdoor plate takes Betsy to another level. :)
I do hope that is a homemade bomb hidden under the plate!:)
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Exploded dog penis, burnt round thing and a tin of corn will not make you big and strong.
It tasted just as it looks.
They are guitar pedals, very good ones; generally they just sit there unused.
Moving swiftly on:)
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Tomato sauce ribs
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Took some getting used to but i got there
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Crumble, Bogon
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You had two desserts, you fat bastard (looks like you might've gone back for a third too)...
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:)
I would like to post a picture of my dinner.
But i ate it several hours ago.
The next photo op might get me banned.
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Why did the waiter jizz on Dillingers food.
^ Because I'm a good tipper:)
Felt like a roast chicken with veg and gravy dinner.
Plenty of leftover bird for a samidge favourite or 3 tomorrow (chicken, lettuce, tomatoe, mayo, S&P).
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:tumbs: Good job, Bunter. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
^^ chicken and veg looks nice although I'd have gone a bit lighter on the gravy. Having said that, with recent efforts (any that are non-Mrs Boo), I'm probably not one to take advice from... :)
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Originally Posted by Headworx
wow!... looks good.... those fart tablets cost a fortune here!
20 points deducted for melamine plate though.
^Had those plates for at least 15 years!. Find them ideal for eating off the lap while sitting in a lounge chair watching TV!. Try that with round fine china at your own peril, more so if there's gravy involved :)