Thread: Breakfast

Originally Posted by Headworx

Not that hot to be honest but blowing my own head off with a paint-stripper sauce on a breakfast toastie doesn't make much sense

Do you really think that regular Tabasco is hot? I sure don't but then again I am biased to the heat.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I do like my tabasco, but have found that I'm more swayed towards Frank's hot sauce.

Franks is not a bad choice, more mild for those that can't handle Tabasco.

If you can find this stuff over there it is loaded with flavor and not too hot...



Of course, I need to ratchet the heat up...

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Leafy greens



Add onion and cherry toms



Add half a cob of corn and some water cress



Throw it all in a blender.



Then watch as nothing happens.

Throw in half a cup of water, successfully blend.

Taste, add a pinch of salt and some hot chili mayo.



Result. Quite tasty, easy, less condiments, healthy.

Obviously I just used what I had, but I will add some lime and ginger next time.

The drink good thread is over that way! ===>

Originally Posted by bsnub

Do you really think that regular Tabasco is hot? I sure don't but then again I am biased to the heat.

No Tabasco isn't really hot at all, but I've got some sauces at home that are hot and don't belong on a breakfast toastie! I don't know why, but spicy and breakfast don't go together for me.

And yeah we get those Crystal brand sauces here, but the ones that will strip paint are typically locally made no-name concoctions that find themselves on local market shelves.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

breakfast salads

Oxymoron.

It wasn't planned, I was knocking up a salad, then ran out of fuel. No carrots or cucumbers. The Mrs had left the blender jug on the drip tray and I just went for it.

Then later I found Carrots, cucumbers, beetroot and all sorts of cool shit... in my beer fridge.

Punishable offence, but all's good that ends well.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Oxymoron.

How about breakfast pizza?

I'm all in favour of healthy blended shakes, makes it so much easier to consume and digest that wholesome healthiness.
Never tried a salad shake before, shall give it a go in the future.

Todays start to the day...

Slightly different approach this morning.

Purple carrot, beetroot, red onion, cucumber, tomato, lime juice, ginger, watercress.

Salt, Pepper, chili mayo.





Follow me over the next week, where I’m going to blend a full fry up in baked beans.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Follow me over the next week, where I’m going to blend a full fry up in baked beans.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

It's happening.

This may be a world's first, right here on The Door.

^Along the same line, a friend suffered a broken jaw once that had to be wired shut and in a moment of pot-induced clarity he decided to blend a Big Mac and eat it by sucking it thru a straw. That didn't work, so he went to his backyard workshop and came back with a length of motorcycle fuel line that did.

^ Did this liquid farang food eating 'friend' of yours, have his jaw smashed by a 'Brittle' by any chance?

Funny you say that. I also had a friend with a wired shut broken jaw that ordered a Big Mac and couldn't eat it, but this daft twat went and got a plastic knife and sawed through the wires so he could get his mouth around it.

I don't think the bread would blend well, I'm relying on the beans, tom sauce, brown sauce, mustard, bacon grease and cooking oil to keep this thing juicy.

Maybe keep the toast for dipping soldiers.

^Where there's a will there's a way (or a relative).

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Did this liquid farang food eating 'friend' of yours, have his jaw smashed by a 'Brittle' by any chance?

No. It happened during a game of Aussie Rules and as brittles don't do contact sports, there was no chance of one of them being anywhere besides watching from a safe distance

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Follow me over the next week, where I’m going to blend a full fry up in baked beans.

Nice one Dirk, I'd completely forgotten about this until you reminded me.

I'll treat the wife at the weekend!

I’ve never tried one of their pies, but I’ve heard they’re not what they used to be.

^ Yeah, that All Day breakfast thing above is like one of Loopers breakfasts, cooked by Chitty with the pastry rolled by Mendips trotters.

Mingin'

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ Yeah, that All Day breakfast thing above is like one of Loopers breakfasts, cooked by Chitty with the pastry rolled by Mendips trotters.

Mingin'

Better not ask where that gooey sauce has come from with those dolls about then...

Make a fry up, of sorts.



Lob it in a blender





Blend



Contemplate life choices.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Contemplate life choices.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Contemplate life choices.

^^ Nooooooooooooooooooo

da fuk did I just see??????

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Better not ask where that gooey sauce has come from with those dolls about then...

Pretty sure Barbie dolls and gooey stuff are solely your concern, hal.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

It's happening.

This may be a world's first, right here on The Door.

Fuck me you actually did it, bravo sir knight!