Thread: Breakfast

Originally Posted by bsnub

They must have council flats there because Whingy lives down south. Surely that chav is on the dole.

Nammers has moved up norf, to God's country.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

This is the part where Snubs tells us "No, no, no, he's a Trumptard. We're different."

Different like preferring Wendy's to BK and Mcdonalds?

As you well know Hal the coasts are nothing like the interior of the country. I never eat any of that shit. But I do know that Dilly does and may as well ad Armstrong.

^ Fuck off bud.

We've seen your late night homemade burgers in your special Big mac sauce that you tried to pass off as lobster biscuits.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Armstrong.

I've got a mate - a very good mate, actually - who eats like Armstrong. Every time he posts, I think of my pal.

My mate has never eaten a grain of rice in his life because "that's what they throw out of planes to poor people.*"

* Believe it or not, it isn't Karl Pilkington.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ Fuck off bud.

We've seen your late night homemade burgers in your special Big mac sauce that you tried to pass off as lobster biscuits.

I know AO isn't a fan of us going off topic, but I do enjoy this thread at times.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

We've seen your late night homemade burgers in your special Big mac sauce that you tried to pass off as lobster biscuits

You fucking drunk wanker Dilly. I do love ya.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I know AO isn't a fan of us going off topic, but I do enjoy this thread at times.

You better catch up with us, you tosser. I am still up from last night and Dilly and Whingy are doing the drunk wakey.

Originally Posted by bsnub

You fucking drunk wanker Dilly. I do love ya.



You better catch up with us, you tosser. I am still up from last night and Dilly and Whingy are doing the drunk wakey.

I've just opened one this very second.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Here you go Snubby, have some of mine bro

Your mrs has some tallent, she's managed to get a foreskin on your sausage and i've never seen a nipple on a yolk before, what cook book is she using?

The Great British Cock off

i think her mind was on something else. you need malt vinegar on those beans btw.

That egg reminds me of Snubbles birds breasts on onlyfans

Originally Posted by malmomike77

i think her mind was on something else. you need malt vinegar on those beans btw.

Do you want a pickled egg as well?

You should have been told to leave your southern proclivities at passport control when you entered God's country.

Yes, i would thanks. I'm tossing up over

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Do you want a pickled egg as well?

That's a reminder, Mendip, how did your pickled eggs turn out? Have you tried one yet?

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Sorry Nidhogg, but if I'm sat on your sister's face while snorting a quarter ounce of cocaine of her best mates tits

It could only ever go downhill from ere

Hopefully he doesn't have a sister, but my point stands.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

my point stands.

So would mine after an eight ball and two sisters sat on my face.

Aye, no shit!

Ah, BKK 2001. To be 18 again.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I'll have you know I've lost 5 kilos

Mainly due to eating this...

And how is your temperament?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ This thread has gone to shit...

What's wrong with cornflakes you kunts?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I'll have you know I've lost 5 kilos

Mainly due to eating this...



Although, today I'm gonna have to change to bacon sarnies as the missus put that wonky fruit in the freezer and I forgot to buy mixed nuts

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Here you go Snubby, have some of mine bro

Is Dill telling porkies?

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

while snorting a quarter ounce of cocaine

Hmm charles has been getting stronger on the street, that's a lot even if you decide to knock it down and freebase the stuff.

Square sausage and egg.

A Scottish breakfast!

The one and only time I've had a square sausage was outside the barrowlands ballroom 30 years ago at 9am.

Many moons ago when I was in Glasgow and they weren’t allowed to sell booze before noon, so it was £3 for a square sausage bitty and you got a free pint of Tennents Lager with it. The place was full of the things and it practically ended up in a food fight.