Thread: Breakfast

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Make a fry up, of sorts.



Lob it in a blender





Blend



Contemplate life choices.

Early contender for post of the year???

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Contemplate life choices.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Contemplate life choices.

^^ Nooooooooooooooooooo

da fuk did I just see??????

^ It's very similar to what I make Dan, our elderly dog, when she has one of her turns.

I liquidise up fish or ham with milk and fire it down her throat with a syringe.

I wouldn't eat it for pleasure, however.

Part 2 is delayed until I have the proper raw ingredients.

I have high hopes for the All Day Omelette.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I must’ve used about 30 differently worded Google searches and found nothing.

You're a first then!

A blended big breakfast!

Respect

Back to a proper breakfast. Vegemite & cheese on toast.

Good night...


...Bad morning




But why?
Bet it tastes like lard

Taste swayed heavily towards scrambled eggs mixed with beans.

Tasted like farts, basically.

I was on the red-eye flight to Bangkok this morning, so I had an XL bacon Whopper of some sort from BK for breakfast. I didn’t get a pic, the alcohol was still strong in the bloodstream.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Tasted like farts, basically

Did you know Levi Roots is now worth 35 million sterling?

You should take your concoctions to the Dragons Den

I’ll need to start working on my pitch.

Duncan Bannatyne will be all over this shit.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I’ll need to start working on my pitch.

Duncan Bannatyne will be all over this shit.

Unfortunately he isn't in it anymore.

^ Do you really think he would have been interested in Dirk's liquefied Full English Breakfarts.

Headworx would probably fill his freezer up if you stuck a Union Jack on it .

The thing for me is, I've always thought of liquidising food as an easy and relatively painlessly way of firing down some healthy food, for me or the kid. Sometimes I will glug down my 5 a day in one drink at breakfast, freeing me up to enjoy the day.

Surely the whole point of a fry- up is to enjoy it?

^ Definitely...and to enjoy all the different flavours in a fry up...starting with dipping the toast in the egg and beans and finishing off with using the last bit of toast to mop up...reminds me... I must get some black pudding.

I’m gonna freeze this shit on icicle sticks for the hot afternoons.

^Or, freeze them in an ice-tray and add them to Jack Cokes. We're forever being told we should eat when we drink, 2 birds...

That’s what the bacon was for.

however, milk is a food.

we can drink food.

These food threads have gone to shit. Nothing but chav's posting trash.

Every time I click on one, I want to puke.

For you Snubby

A classic Mercan fast breaker