Thread: Breakfast

^ This thread has gone to shit...

Sunday dinners, curry fucking eggs? (Imagine the stench after that?)
And now 2 fucking salads

What's wrong with cornflakes you kunts?

That's about me monthly intake of green things on one plate. :/


Respect.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ This thread has gone to shit...

Sunday dinners, curry fucking eggs? (Imagine the stench after that?)
And now 2 fucking salads

What's wrong with cornflakes you kunts?

Ill send you a post card in hospital after they crane lift you out of a hole in your roof and onto a recovery vehicle after you’ve had a heart attack, Fatty.

The trick to not eating all the pies is to be selling all the pies.

I'll have you know I've lost 5 kilos

Mainly due to eating this...



Although, today I'm gonna have to change to bacon sarnies as the missus put that wonky fruit in the freezer and I forgot to buy mixed nuts

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

What's wrong with cornflakes you kunts?

Nuffink, there's always some in the cupboard and that's what I had for breakfast this morning with honey and banana on top. It would have made a pretty boring pic but if that's the game we're playing now:



What did you have besides shit weather and regrets?

^ I'm thinking of breaking the scab off a beer, turning the heating on and pretending I'm back in Pattaya.

^Might help turn you back into the guy you were when floating around in a pool on the back of a pink Flamingo. You've been back in shitsville for about 2 weeks and are angrier at life than the Gent

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I'm thinking of breaking the scab off a beer, turning the heating on and pretending I'm back in Pattaya.

I'm ahead of you

Biscuits and gravy with eggs and bacon.

^ is that from the kids menu?

What are those carcinogenic things at the back?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ is that from the kids menu?

What are those carcinogenic things at the back?

I'm guessing that's a bit of brisket from the BBQ.

Although I've just seen it's been edited and says bacon...

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

is that from the kids menu?

Why would it be from the kids menu?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

What are those carcinogenic things at the back?

Hickory smoked bacon, and it is called a bark on the outside. What is it with these clueless chavs?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'm guessing that's a bit of brisket from the BBQ.

It has not been edited, and it is hickory smoked bacon that the lady brought home from work. Absolutely amazing. They smoke entire pork bellies and what you see is a bark on the outside.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ This thread has gone to shit...

Sunday dinners, curry fucking eggs? (Imagine the stench after that?)
And now 2 fucking salads

What's wrong with cornflakes you kunts?

Gotta agree. Salad has no place in a breakfast thread. They may as well get the surgery to complete the transition....

Originally Posted by bsnub

It has not been edited, and it is hickory smoked bacon that the lady brought home from work. Absolutely amazing. They smoke entire pork bellies and what you see is a bark on the outside.

Right. I'm with you now. Thick cut.

Anyway, it looks good, but it needs baked beans.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Right. I'm with you now. Thick cut.

Got to remember you Brits get your bacon from the loin we get it from the belly.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Anyway, it looks good, but it needs baked beans.

Here you go Snubby, have some of mine bro

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Here you go Snubby, have some of mine bro

What have you got against cooking sausages?

That's the missus.
Those frozen Richmonds look shit from the airfryer but they taste heavenly

If I was to complain to her, but I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, shes overdone the back bacon.
I'll just buy streaky next time and some black pudding and keep the peace

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Gotta agree. Salad has no place in a breakfast thread. They may as well get the surgery to complete the transition....

Well.....I believe a bigger picture is subtly being missed.
Not so much the content on display within the respective food threads, yet what should be of concern is the promotions of proportions of said meals, less the quality.
Not necessary to gorge oneself everyday - 3 times a day [plus snacks]


Just an observation. Not a judgement.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Here you go Snubby, have some of mine bro

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Those frozen Richmonds look shit

Do you Brits ever eat anything that is not frozen or that comes out of a can?

Oops, didn't see him there

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Oops, didn't see him there

Fat bastard getting fatter.

Shag carpeting as well. Stay classy.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

some black pudding

I wouldn't be shouting that from the rooftops now you're in gilded company darn sarf.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I wouldn't be shouting that from the rooftops now you're in gilded company darn sarf.

They must have council flats there because Whingy lives down south. Surely that chav is on the dole.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Do you Brits ever eat anything that is not frozen or that comes out of a can?

This is the part where Snubs tells us "No, no, no, he's a Trumptard. We're different."

Different like preferring Wendy's to BK and Mcdonalds?