Thread: Lunch ... the second course

In impromptu picnic in the first heavy heat of summer with a tattooed half Scottish half Maori prison warden.

A combination not to be messed with I suspect...

I look forward to being searched for hidden contraband at the next visiting time if prison rules are being enforced.

Originally Posted by Topper

I like them quite well.

To the point of speaking Indian English, apparently.

I too am wanting to enjoying when wanting my lunch sir.

That's what I thought.

Where tf did that come from?

It was a humorous post?

Calling BLD. Calling BLD.


You said the boys like the spicy stuff, so a damn quick n easy fix this is.


I'd probably prep a big batch, then seal n freeze most of them for emergencies.


1 x Lobo Larb mix.
Forget mixing with water. Mix it with lime juice and olive oil.
Slice yer breasts in 3 for even cooking times.





Rest at room temp and that's it.

I bunged mine on the barbie, could also bung them in the oven.








Served with cold crisp iceberg n maters with a spray of EVOO.

Post gym spicy tangy protein hit.


If doing them as an actual meal I'd probably do up a quick homemade egg fried rice while they're in the oven/on the barbie.

Originally Posted by Looper

I look forward to being searched for hidden contraband at the next visiting time if prison rules are being enforced.

Maybe she will find some swolen goods?

She'll more likely get spiked by his ball sack stubble

Originally Posted by Edmond

Calling BLD. Calling BLD.


You said the boys like the spicy stuff, so a damn quick n easy fix this is.


I'd probably prep a big batch, then seal n freeze most of them for emergencies.


1 x Lobo Larb mix.
Forget mixing with water. Mix it with lime juice and olive oil.
Slice yer breasts in 3 for even cooking times.





Rest at room temp and that's it.

I bunged mine on the barbie, could also bung them in the oven.








Served with cold crisp iceberg n maters with a spray of EVOO.

Post gym spicy tangy protein hit.


If doing them as an actual meal I'd probably do up a quick homemade egg fried rice while they're in the oven/on the barbie.

Oy leave me out of it. It was a family takeaway of fish n chips tonight. I've given up trying to cook ..

Got a few over tomorrow.

Gave the new processor a whirl. Minced onions (2 large), garlic 1 head and a few inches of ginger.

Firstly fried off 4 tables spoons of mustard seeds with cumin and coriander seeds crushed. Added my hot madras powder, more red chili powder, garam masala, turmeric and some paprika (unconventional), salt and pepper - set aside. Separately fried off the minced ginger, onion and garlic then added the fried off spices.

Soaked green lentils in water, washed off and soaked again with water and malt vinegar, added to above and now that is it til i quick fry 1.5Kgs of Mutton and shove it all in the slow cooker for 6 hours tonight and then put in a pan tomorrow to reduce and develop.

approx 3 Kgs ish once done - should be ready for lunchtime

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Got a few over tomorrow.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

fried off 4 tables spoons of mustard seeds with cumin and coriander seeds crushed. Added my hot madras powder, more red chili powder, garam masala, turmeric and some paprika (unconventional), salt and pepper - set aside. Separately fried off the minced ginger, onion and garlic then added the fried off spices.

Soaked green lentils in water, washed off and soaked again with water and malt vinegar, added to above and now that is it til i quick fry 1.5Kgs of Mutton

I'm guessing they've not been invited to stay the night?





The last of my LRJ

^ see what I mean, probing. Mini Raver this bloke is a prime example of having married a young woman, he's back in the UK driving buses to pay for the breast implants he gets to enjoy once month when his pay cheque clears.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Got a few over tomorrow.

Gave the new processor a whirl. Minced onions (2 large), garlic 1 head and a few inches of ginger.

Firstly fried off 4 tables spoons of mustard seeds with cumin and coriander seeds crushed. Added my hot madras powder, more red chili powder, garam masala, turmeric and some paprika (unconventional), salt and pepper - set aside. Separately fried off the minced ginger, onion and garlic then added the fried off spices.

Soaked green lentils in water, washed off and soaked again with water and malt vinegar, added to above and now that is it til i quick fry 1.5Kgs of Mutton and shove it all in the slow cooker for 6 hours tonight and then put in a pan tomorrow to reduce and develop.

approx 3 Kgs ish once done - should be ready for lunchtime

Did you have a wager with Chitty over who could produce the worst looking food photo?

Having to pay for sex with Asian women is definitely a theme with numpt.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

this bloke is a prime example of having married a young woman, he's back in the UK driving buses to pay for the breast implants he gets to enjoy once month when his pay cheque clears.

It's a theme.

Originally Posted by Mendip

Maybe she will find some swolen goods?

Is it too late to cancel my POTY vote?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

married a young woman

She's a grandmother. :/

Thought that was just some...err...fun 'n games in Cambo?

Originally Posted by Edmond

She's a grandmother.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Thought that was just some...err...fun 'n games in Cambo?

At home and on holiday. :/


Reckon the bus job is a ploy to get in there with the ride for free over 65 year old laydies.

That 'surviving COVID' high likely won't last through to next summer, tbf.

Originally Posted by Mendip

Maybe she will find some swolen goods?

Originally Posted by Shutree

Is it too late to cancel my POTY vote?

I can't take credit for that mate, so your vote is still good.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Did you have a wager with Chitty over who could produce the worst looking food photo?

that is before i cooked it you fukin moron, its weird that you somehow seem to be employed given you have the observational skills of leaf litter.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Having to pay for sex with Asian women is definitely a theme with numpt.

seems to have got you worked up Sympl

so much so

Originally Posted by cyrille

It's a theme.

if the cap fits wear it. If you recall, you got worked up on my previous nick over me calling you out coz i said you first blew your wad in asia, meaning of course you were slow off the mark in getting rid of dirty water - in your 20s



your friend before hand

The three stooges need their own thread!

That you do, Chitty.


^^ that picture doesn’t help your argument…

Originally Posted by malmomike77

If you recall, you got worked up on my previous nick over me calling you out coz i said you first blew your wad in asia, meaning of course you were slow off the mark in getting rid of dirty water - in your 20s

What an odd, spiteful little drunken misfit you are.

Not surprised you're divorced.

Originally Posted by cyrille

What an odd, spiteful little drunken misfit you are.

Not surprised you're divorced.

Really Cy?

You don't think your earlier posts (2 of them) about him paying for sex invited his response?