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heads stuffed with berkins

and tri pod men who willies are made of

solid steel

"This place has gone to seed", said John, soil oozing

to his butt cheeks, could this be the end

or just the beginning?

he wasnt sure

so he went to investigate with

Somchai and found that nobody listened

whilst bent over, the puppet master was giving it to

a TD member, know as

Flabby, the cuddly beached sexpat whale

and Fifi, the tutu wearing Poodle, down at Jim's Dive.

The went there regularly when.....

Jim used to dive under the table and offer

free services to loyal customers by

whipping something out

And shouting "How's that for the Captains log"

Then the signal would be given to start the

diesel powered dildos up

With much grinding of metal and billowing of smoke, the

machine caught on fire and burned down the

table, chairs and Jim's little wooden clogs. Coughing, he turned

saw his friend unconscious on the floor. He

rolled him over and...