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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    How did the Roman do against the crocodile and gorilla?
    Not very well by the looks of things.

    Fun fact... the gorilla is called Alfred and I'll be taking him back to Thailand with me.

    Alfred the Gorilla - Wikipedia


    No words needed really...





    A few seconds after each picture was taken, the daughter asked me, 'what's a wanker, dad?'

    I really should control my language better.

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    She's been kite flying in her younger days?

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    Tastefully done as ever, numpt.


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    "A few seconds after each picture was taken, the daughter asked me, 'what's a wanker, dad?'

    I really should control my language better"


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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Tastefully done as ever, numpt.

    I thought so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    No words needed really...
    Was that Chitty in the lay-by, waiting for dark?

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    I had crap food yesterday and will no doubt have crap food today... moan moan moan... No Xmas turkey this year, didn't even bother booking into a hotel with friends - had a terrible Xmas and New year tied up in work; blimey o'reiley...

    Cycling should be banned!!!

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    ^ couldn't have been any worse than my abomination of a Christmas dinner!
    Put me off roast dinners for a while..and no I didn't take a picture.


    Quote Originally Posted by Shutree View Post
    Was that Chitty in the lay-by, waiting for dark?

    Goes dark at 4 in the afternoon here at the moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Goes dark at 4 in the afternoon here at the moment.
    Apply yerself forego pubs, extra pork pie lunches or hats , canal yachts and football poorer-fanalia and who knows you too can afford to retire to the sybarites paradise Thailand.

    Your Northern soul will feel the warmth of deferred gratification. May still be some yellow sticker birds left of not all been lured to th Gold Coast by the wiazrd of OZ.
    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    will swallow any old jizz

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    Bugger, looks like my panang moo and fak tong is going to have to have a distinctly green hue having checked my curry paste situation, oh well they all taste the same....

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    They probably do after 12:15am.



    Batch make your own pastes, and store them.

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    Batch buy my own pastes and freeze them

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    Had a heart attack bloody hurt ignored it for a few days it will get better.
    That didn't work but I advised the medical team I am a member of the TD extreme medical experiment unit.
    Now I have stents and the thought of another bollocking from Gert to look forward to.
    Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!

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    Crikey, KT...I hope you are looking at your diet, if in fact that was the cause. Stay well.....

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    Damn!

    Good luck and mend well KT!

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    Shit news, All the best KT.

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    KT, thoughts and prayers sent....

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Had a heart attack bloody hurt ignored it for a few days it will get better.
    That didn't work but I advised the medical team I am a member of the TD extreme medical experiment unit.
    Now I have stents and the thought of another bollocking from Gert to look forward to.
    Christ, glad you are still with us. Did this happen in Blighty or in the swamp?

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    Happened in Blighty was visiting my Dad, the doctor's said they are going to fit a pacemaker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Happened in Blighty was visiting my Dad, the doctor's said they are going to fit a pacemaker.
    Well all the best and at least you didn't have to wait in AE for 18 hours before spending another day or 3 on a trolley in a corridor in a hospital.

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    To be fair I had heart attack 4am Friday morning I called for an ambulance 2pm Monday afternoon. Paramedic turned up about 30 minutes later and the ambulance around 50 minutes.
    By 6pm I had stents put in.

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    ^^ All the best KT.


    I just spent a mighty 2,300 baht on a complete waste, simply because I was bored while waiting for Nitnoy's oil to be changed. I feel a little annoyed with myslef, but not as annoyed as the wife was when she spotted it and asked how much (I tried to hide it, but she's sneaky...(.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    To be fair I had heart attack 4am Friday morning I called for an ambulance 2pm Monday afternoon. Paramedic turned up about 30 minutes later and the ambulance around 50 minutes.
    By 6pm I had stents put in.

    Jeeze, that’s ignoring your body’s call for help. Lucky you’re still around. Get well soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    I just spent a mighty 2,300 baht on a complete waste, simply because I was bored while waiting for Nitnoy's oil to be changed. I feel a little annoyed with myslef, but not as annoyed as the wife was when she spotted it and asked how much (I tried to hide it, but she's sneaky...(.
    for a sink?

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    Helmet spoiler, I know, it's absurd. It's a tiny piece of shaped plastic that does nothing...

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