Daily Moan

[Edmond]

2nd day and still cannot eat.

Managed a 1 egg omelette with 2 strips of bacon at around 10am. Stomach is still in a scrunched up painful knot.

Might be able to have some soup around dinner time.

Reckon I won't be on solids until Saturday or Sunday.


I broke up with an ex around 2020-ish after 1-2 months together and a few days later she posted up something like 'If you want to lose weight, forget exercise, just have your heart broken'.

It's true.

[hallelujah]

2nd day and still cannot eat.

Managed a 1 egg omelette with 2 strips of bacon at around 10am. Stomach is still in a scrunched up painful knot.

Might be able to have some soup around dinner time.

Reckon I won't be on solids until Saturday or Sunday.


I broke up with an ex around 2020-ish after 1-2 months together and a few days later she posted up something like 'If you want to lose weight, forget exercise, just have your heart broken'.

It's true.

Have you tried heroin?

[Edmond]

Not since me time in Australia.

[hallelujah]

Not since me time in Australia.

Well, you're in the right place for a repeat visit now!

Maybe just for the weekend though, eh? Get our poor Lu through this?

As I've heard the long term effects ain't the best.

[Edmond]

A final sesh with Teeny/Twenty, without sounding a bit pervy, she was happy to leave me her undies from the last sesh, and our last photo together involves me wearing them on me head for a bit o'..... craic.


Probably shouldn't post that photo.

Peppered me Line account friends, exs and futures after being dumped, got a lunch date tomorrow with a chick from a gym I can't remember almost one year ago and is apparently angry that I forgot her.


39 years old.


I'm not sure how I should feel about that.

[Reg Dingle]

39 years old.

You sick granny bashing fuck

[Edmond]

I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel a bit sick about it.


If she does come back to mine after, I suppose I shouldn't whip out the bag containing cosplay school uniforms and nurse's outfits while mentioning they belong to me 20 yr old uni student ex. It's been 10 months since a first date, will be a bit rusty.

[Bettyboo]

39 is perfect - hot, sexy and knowledgeable. She'll eat you alive!

(&, I'm telling you - she WILL love to cosplay for you in those uni uniforms. In fact, she'll wear those panties for you. You are entering a stage of learning that'll blow your mind. Enjoy...)

[Edmond]

*moves a can of WD-40 into the bedroom*

[NamPikToot]

Why did I open this thread before breakfast

[Edmond]

You were waiting for it to decant?

[Mendip]

39 years old.

Cradle snatcher!

[Bettyboo]

Why did I open this thread before breakfast

What a way to start your day, what images to move forward with!

[Reg Dingle]

I haven't had a hard shit since trying Gochujang

[NamPikToot]

Chitty gets a similar effect with yellow sticker food

[Bettyboo]

Dilly hasn't been right at all since going on the Gochugang.

[Mendip]

^ Yeah, he was fine before that...

[NamPikToot]

i wonder what Mrs Dill thinks of his recent penchant for Korean condiments and K Pop

[david44]

Whole new career or a new Korea hole.

[Bettyboo]

From my 10 years there, I can confidently say 2 things:

1) Korea is shit.

2) K-pop is the worst of Korea. (Excluding the Thai member of Black Pink who if I say anything negative about then the wife goes into a banshee of abuse. I once had a horse whose ring name was Banshee, a grade-B show jumper; brilliant horse - lovely she was, not so much the wife...).

Let it be known for this is the TRUTH.

[Happy As Larry]

[NamPikToot]

1) Korea is shit.

why?.

[Mendip]

i wonder what Mrs Dill thinks of his recent penchant for Korean condiments and K Pop

Maybe best not ask until she's finished laundering the bedding?

[NamPikToot]

Maybe best not ask until she's finished laundering the bedding?

like eating too many callots i suspect Dill has taken on a cherry hue

[Bettyboo]

why?.

Please refer to the above video. (To be fair, I quite like these - they have a bit of character.)

But, my standard answer would be: shit food, shit people, shit country - Korea.