Daily Moan

[helge]

trying to provoke another poster.

You really are an Idiot

[Salsa dancer]

That's often the problem with alcohol...it turns light-hearted banter into something nasty, and some people turn on one another. Luckily, in this case, it is one-sided, as I don't drink.

[Bettyboo]

Well done, Salsa, keeping it cordial... (Just with enough insult contained to bite a little; nice balance).

[NamPikToot]

You really are an Idiot

but leagues above a Danish midget

[david44]

but leagues above a Danish midget

Now now we shouldna look down on the midgets some are strugglling to put food on the table this Christmas

[Mendip]

I've never come across a machine like this before... a sexual health test machine, of all things.

I think that mine is pretty good for my age and was game to give it a try, but couldn't find a suitable hole to stick my cock in?

[helge]

couldn't find a suitable hole to stick my cock in?

Hmm

The foreplay button is down and to the right

[Neverna]

^ Weston super Mare, Mendip?

[Mendip]

^ Sadly yes.

We went to the panto yesterday.

You recognise that machine, Nev?

[Neverna]

You recognise that machine, Nev?

I still have a scar from withdrawing my cock too quickly from the letterbox shaped opening when I saw the cops arrive.

Apparently that's where you take the test kits out of. To be fair, it's not at all clear how the bloody machine is supposed to work unless someone tells you.

Why can't they just provide a nurse like in the old days?

[Mendip]

^ Yeah, been there.

It doesn't always pay to withdraw quickly.

See you at Weston General!

Happy Christmas!

[NamPikToot]

I've never come across a machine like this before..

There are people who mill around seeing who's going to step up and use it and what the outcome might me, i've heard

[Bettyboo]

That reminds me of an unpleasant story from the Slovakia, Brno, but I don't want to go into it due to the mental scars.

I suspect Nev's story is probably true...

[NamPikToot]

Not really a moan. In IKEA the other day and found myself wanting to clean my hands, spotted what looked like a large bottle of hand sanitizer at the swedish cafe except it turned out to be syrup so I had to visit the toilet to clean my hands anyway. I explained to the Japanese bloke behind me why I was pouring syrup on my hands and wringing it around.

[Salsa dancer]

Now pop down the road and have a nip of the good stuff.

[david44]

the Slovakia, Brno,

Slovak is a damaged hoover, Brno a, home of Bata shoes, mellow backed playmates, and the Brenn gun, Dirk Diggler and regular Rubba Ivabollokoff will concur is a superb old wine city in Moravia once Habsburg now in Czechia.

It has however answered the dormant poser "which knob buggered the vaccuum cleaner?."

DD did an excellent thread about the Brno Panda lounge on his tour of Central Yerp.

[Bettyboo]

^ Nice beer though and an excellent bike racing circuit - I wouldn't moan about either, so must be on the wrong thread...

[Joe 90]

What a logistical nightmare trying to confirm the dates that suits everyone for our winter sun Changsters getaway.

[Mendip]

^ I'm free throughout February!


A belated moan that I almost forgot about.

Bristol and Perth (WA) Airports remain the only airports I have ever used that charge for using trolleys.

What made it worse this year was that I didn't have any Euros so had to use cold, hard Sterling.

You expect this kind of behaviour from the Aussies, but come on England.




We are gradually clearing out 'junk' from my mum's loft and I came across a couple of boxes of my ancient toys, not touched for probably 45 years.

The memories brought back by looking through these has made me quite melancholy.



Who remembers these fruits that went on the end of pencils?

From some time around the mid 70s I would imagine.

[Bettyboo]

How did the Roman do against the crocodile and gorilla?

[david44]

Nice Batmobile and car transporter, But combe did you sing along to the harvester?

[baldrick]

Who remembers these fruits that went on the end of pencils?

post them to loopy - he will have them In flagrante delicto with action man in no time

[Joe 90]

I'm free throughout February

Bit of a long haul to the Canary Islands from Thailand for a week.

Plenty of nudist beaches full of saggy gilfs, you'll be fighting them off with a stick!

[Joe 90]

FFS!

My cooking skills have deteriorated this past week to the point that I dread going in the kitchen.

I right royaly fvcked up Xmas dinner now to top it all off, I've just burnt a curry in a non stick pan.

I despair, it's a sorry state of affairs and I don't know how to get my mojo back!

[david44]

I don't know how to get my mojo back!

Take more water with it?