Daily Moan

[Pragmatic]

Took my car in for windscreen replacement yesterday, first thing, to Toyota dealer. I went this morning and I was kept waiting an hour before I had access. As soon as I saw the vehicle I saw that the sun screen (Hi-kool) hadn't been fitted properly. They get a guy to correct.
I then see that the screens rubber seal wasn't correct fitted. Told they'd fix straight away. Ready in 4 hours. Fcuk that, went home. Collect tomorrow. No apologies or fcuk all. One really pissed off Toyota customer.

[Loy Toy]

Not a negative post as I moved 12 cubic metres of soil to where I needed it and with minimal bodily damage.

Fucking hard work that prooved I am fit as fuck although I missed Turdgen's help.

EAT MY

[Stinky]

That's a big lump of dirt to shift, well done, beer time eh

[Loy Toy]

beer time eh

Yes my friend!

I can say honestly during the course of today I bent down over a barrow of dirt ( must have been 50 or 60) and thought, what the fuck am I doing, but I managed it and will plant grass in two days.

My missus is well impressed with her hard as hell husband.

[Stinky]

it's no mean feat mate, she should serve you beers all night for that effort.

[Loy Toy]

I'm an old fuck that values everyday Stinky.

Off to my room to watch a Clint Eastwood movie and eat my food mate.

Maybe tomorrow morning I will feel the pain but at present I am smooooooooooooooooooooooth!

[thaimeme]

I'm an old fuck that values everyday Stinky.

Off to my room to watch a Clint Eastwood movie and eat my food mate.

Maybe tomorrow morning I will feel the pain but at present I am smooooooooooooooooooooooth!

Is the food more enjoyable when watching the telly, LT?

[Chittychangchang]

Went on an awesome bike ride and forgot to charge my camera phone, missed out on some quality pics.
Never mind there's always the next ride.

[Stinky]

I'm an old fuck that values everyday Stinky.

Off to my room to watch a Clint Eastwood movie and eat my food mate.

Maybe tomorrow morning I will feel the pain but at present I am smooooooooooooooooooooooth!

Oh yes you'll be feeling it alright, nothing that a soapy massage won't put right though.

[Stumpy]

beer time eh

Yes my friend!

I can say honestly during the course of today I bent down over a barrow of dirt ( must have been 50 or 60) and thought, what the fuck am I doing, but I managed it and will plant grass in two days.

My missus is well impressed with her hard as hell husband.

I feel ya LT, I dug 30 large holes to plant trees. Virtually ALL in the blaze of the day. I sweat like a friggen quarter horse. Wife was quite impressed as was my FIL.

[panama hat]

So, LT . . . how are the old bones feeling this morning?

[Loy Toy]

So, LT . . . how are the old bones feeling this morning?

Surprisingly good mate.

Been levelling the soil since 6.00am and now off to the markets to buy some grass with the missus.

[panama hat]

off to the markets to buy some grass

I guess a few tokes will take the edge off . . . The markets? You live in a liberal part of the LOS.

[Kurgen]

The wifey didn't speak to me all day yesty so I quietly sneaked out to the pub at 4.30.

I sort of quietly sneaked back in at 5.30am, I have the feeling she's still not talking to me.

[Loy Toy]

Top soil levelled with 110 square metres of grass laid.

In the process of rolling it now.

Looks absolutely great. I put down the Japanese thin leaf grass. A bit more expensive but what the heck.

[nigelandjan]

The wifey didn't speak to me all day yesty so I quietly sneaked out to the pub at 4.30.

I had 28 years of that shit on and off with the ex

In 8 years with this one never once had it

I feel for you , although I would never put up with that again

[Kurgen]

The wifey didn't speak to me all day yesty so I quietly sneaked out to the pub at 4.30.

I had 28 years of that shit on and off with the ex

In 8 years with this one never once had it

I feel for you , although I would never put up with that again

It's all self inflicted.

I'll man up and accept an apology from her soon 55555555555

Although Tara Court do a cracking pint of Guinness

[klong toey]

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[Stumpy]

Top soil levelled with 110 square metres of grass laid.

In the process of rolling it now.

Looks absolutely great. I put down the Japanese thin leaf grass. A bit more expensive but what the heck.

Pics? Be nice to see

[slackula]

The wifey didn't speak to me all day yesty so I quietly sneaked out to the pub at 4.30.

I sort of quietly sneaked back in at 5.30am, I have the feeling she's still not talking to me.

She is obviously signalling that you should return to the pub.

As a courtesy leave a note telling her what kind of sammiches you want waiting for you upon your return so she doesn't fret trying to guess.

[Gazza]

The wifey didn't speak to me all day yesty so I quietly sneaked out to the pub at 4.30.

You're lucky. My wife speaks to me every fuckin' day.

Seriously, only ever had a couple of times in 24 years of marriage where my wife went into mute mode with me. But luckily our kids were still nippers at the time and acted as intermediaries.

Wife (to daughter sitting next to me watching tv): Ask Daddy if he's hungry?
Daughter: Daddy, mummy said are you hungry?
Me: Tell mummy 'Yes'.
Daughter: Mummy, dad said 'Yes'.
Wife: Ask your daddy what does he want me to make for him.
Daughter: Daddy, mum said ''What do you want mummy to make for you?''
Me: Tell mummy ''Anything''.
Daughter: Mummy, dad said ''Anything''.
Wife: Tell your daddy we've got no food so we'll have to go buy some at Carrefour.
Daughter: Daddy, mum said ''We'll have to go to Carrefour to buy food.''
Me. Ask your mummy why she asked YOU to ask ME if I wanted mummy to make something for daddy to eat when we don't have any food anyway?
Daughter (after finishing laughing): .........................Daddy, you tell mummy that. I'm going out to play.

[Loy Toy]

Me. Ask your mummy why she asked YOU to ask ME

Mate I think we are joined at the hip or have sisters as wifes.

My wife can approach me with something and I kick her into touch but when my daughters propose something I am gob smacked.

Talk about secret weapons...................

[Kurgen]

I now hate everybody.

[thaimeme]

I now hate everybody.

Misanthropy is the fashion that belongs to but a few.

[Stumpy]

Why in the fuck do people need to yell when talking to people on a cell phone. FFS is everyone going deaf?

I damn near slapped the phone out of the twats hand who was in front of me at the store. Yelling at her friend on the phone and laughing at 85 db.

I see and hear it all the time. Annoying as hell. I need a a 50 ft signal disruptive device I can switch on but of course then I would have to listen to the dim bulbs saying "Hello" Hello, can you hear me"