Daily Moan

[Kurgen]

Cancer, you kunt from hell, I hate you.

[Latindancer]

Got a lesion on your pee-pee, Kurgen ?

[kingwilly]

Cancer, you kunt from hell, I hate you.

Jaysus, she is a nasty thing.

Sorry to hear that you've an issue with the big C too.

[Sumbitch]

Jaysus, she is a nasty thing.

Sorry to hear that you've an issue with the big C too.

I allus second my man, hear, Kurgen?

[panama hat]

Got a lesion on your pee-pee, Kurgen ?

A very un-cool thing to say, LD

[Latindancer]

Rubbish. It's making light of a POSSIBLE situation, not of him personally. And we don't know if HE has it, or someone he knows.

I've never had an issue with Kurgen, and both of us know it. I am talking to him as if he were a close friend.

Speaking like this takes the power away from cancer and allows us to see it as less threatening.

[Davis Knowlton]

Son's in the shit at school again. They had to fill out a nutrition month survey on what they ate for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

It appears that Breakfast: Coffee and cigarettes. Lunch: BBQ Dog and beer. Dinner: Rice and rat and a fine wine are not the preferred answers.

That's 20 minutes on the phone I'll never get back..........

[panama hat]

Our seven (yes, I know . . . ) aircons were serviced and acid washed yesterday . . . the oiks forgot to reattach one . . . which happens to be situated on the roof and services our bedroom.

Yes yes, 7 aircons. That's how fukin affluent. Yes, me! Have you seen my pic thread on my jetset life, my thread on my fuk off lovely house, and did I mention my maid?

This should send the chav-geriatric into convulsions . . .

That's 20 minutes on the phone I'll never get back..........

Too nutritious compared to the average Filipino fare for the teachers?

[Horatio Hornblower]

Davis Bet he didn't go to church either.

[Davis Knowlton]

^They did a survey last year. Are you a Catholic? Yes. Is your mother a Catholic? Yes. Is your father a Catholic? No, but I am trying to bring him into the church.

I asked, "WTF"? He responded, "Give 'em what they want, Dad."

[kingwilly]

^They did a survey last year. Are you a Catholic? Yes. Is your mother a Catholic? Yes. Is your father a Catholic? No, but I am trying to bring him into the church.

I asked, "WTF"? He responded, "Give 'em what they want, Dad."

Jeepers, how old is the little tacker?

[kingwilly]

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Yes yes, 7 aircons. That's how fukin affluent. Yes, me! Have you seen my pic thread on my jetset life, my thread on my fuk off lovely house, and did i mention my maid?

Only one maid?


You poor bastard.

[Davis Knowlton]

^They did a survey last year. Are you a Catholic? Yes. Is your mother a Catholic? Yes. Is your father a Catholic? No, but I am trying to bring him into the church.

I asked, "WTF"? He responded, "Give 'em what they want, Dad."

Jeepers, how old is the little tacker?

16 next month.

[kingwilly]

Not so little. Smart but.

[Davis Knowlton]

Good kid. Black belt in Tae Kwon Do and Karate, but I've still got 40 lbs and a few inches on him. So, for now, we're ok.

[panama hat]

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Yes yes, 7 aircons. That's how fukin affluent. Yes, me! Have you seen my pic thread on my jetset life, my thread on my fuk off lovely house, and did i mention my maid?

Only one maid?


You poor bastard.

Yea, yea . . . I know you have two AND a driver . . . Not bad for a Vic Bogan

Ummmm . . . Does a nanny count?

Anyway, it's the aircons that count for chav-geriatric

[panama hat]

^They did a survey last year. Are you a Catholic? Yes. Is your mother a Catholic? Yes. Is your father a Catholic? No, but I am trying to bring him into the church.

I asked, "WTF"? He responded, "Give 'em what they want, Dad."

Nice!

[Davis Knowlton]

^He's actually quite a funny kid. His twin sister is too...both have quite irreverent senses of humor. My daughter brought home a big lifestyle survey today for one of her classes. I asked if she needed any help. She said, "No, I'll just lie".

[panama hat]

Double nice. Truth distortions and slight reality transformation. Your kids are prepared for life in Asia

[Neverna]

It's a funny old world. If you are a funny and nice kid but you write on a school survey (or on Facebook) that you shot someone, you'd be in deep doodoo even though it wasn't true, but if you actually shoot someone but lie and say you helped an old lady across the road, you'd be lauded as a kind, lovely person. Lesson to be learnt - choose 'nice' lies.

[Dillinger]

^ are you drunk?

[chassamui]

both have quite irreverent senses of humor

No need to guess where they get that from.

[Cujo]

^ are you drunk?

My money's on 'Well on the way'.

[kingwilly]

^He's actually quite a funny kid. His twin sister is too...both have quite irreverent senses of humor. My daughter brought home a big lifestyle survey today for one of her classes. I asked if she needed any help. She said, "No, I'll just lie".

[kingwilly]

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Yes yes, 7 aircons. That's how fukin affluent. Yes, me! Have you seen my pic thread on my jetset life, my thread on my fuk off lovely house, and did i mention my maid?

Only one maid?


You poor bastard.

Yea, yea . . . I know you have two AND a driver . . . Not bad for a Vic Bogan

Ummmm . . . Does a nanny count?

Anyway, it's the aircons that count for chav-geriatric

Kinda sucks having so many staff during Ramadan, because we have to pay the double salaries to all at the end. (Or we might have done so already, not sure)

I just counted our ACs, only 6

#ACenvy