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Took my car in for windscreen replacement yesterday, first thing, to Toyota dealer. I went this morning and I was kept waiting an hour before I had access. As soon as I saw the vehicle I saw that the sun screen (Hi-kool) hadn't been fitted properly. They get a guy to correct.
I then see that the screens rubber seal wasn't correct fitted. Told they'd fix straight away. Ready in 4 hours. Fcuk that, went home. Collect tomorrow. No apologies or fcuk all. One really pissed off Toyota customer.
Not a negative post as I moved 12 cubic metres of soil to where I needed it and with minimal bodily damage.
Fucking hard work that prooved I am fit as fuck although I missed Turdgen's help.
EAT MY :kma:
That's a big lump of dirt to shift, well done, beer time eh :beer:
Yes my friend!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stinky
I can say honestly during the course of today I bent down over a barrow of dirt ( must have been 50 or 60) and thought, what the fuck am I doing, but I managed it and will plant grass in two days.
My missus is well impressed with her hard as hell husband. :)
it's no mean feat mate, she should serve you beers all night for that effort.
I'm an old fuck that values everyday Stinky.
Off to my room to watch a Clint Eastwood movie and eat my food mate.
Maybe tomorrow morning I will feel the pain but at present I am smooooooooooooooooooooooth!
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Originally Posted by Loy Toy
Is the food more enjoyable when watching the telly, LT?
Went on an awesome bike ride and forgot to charge my camera phone, missed out on some quality pics.
Never mind there's always the next ride.
Oh yes you'll be feeling it alright, nothing that a soapy massage won't put right though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loy Toy
I feel ya LT, I dug 30 large holes to plant trees. Virtually ALL in the blaze of the day. I sweat like a friggen quarter horse. Wife was quite impressed as was my FIL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loy Toy
So, LT . . . how are the old bones feeling this morning? :)
Surprisingly good mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by OckerRocker
Been levelling the soil since 6.00am and now off to the markets to buy some grass with the missus.
I guess a few tokes will take the edge off . . . The markets? You live in a liberal part of the LOS. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Loy Toy
The wifey didn't speak to me all day yesty so I quietly sneaked out to the pub at 4.30.
I sort of quietly sneaked back in at 5.30am, I have the feeling she's still not talking to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
Top soil levelled with 110 square metres of grass laid.
In the process of rolling it now.
Looks absolutely great. I put down the Japanese thin leaf grass. A bit more expensive but what the heck.
I had 28 years of that shit on and off with the exQuote:
Originally Posted by Kurgen
In 8 years with this one never once had it
I feel for you , although I would never put up with that again
It's all self inflicted.Quote:
Originally Posted by nigelandjan
I'll man up and accept an apology from her soon 55555555555
Although Tara Court do a cracking pint of Guinness :bananaman:
Pics? Be nice to seeQuote:
Originally Posted by Loy Toy
She is obviously signalling that you should return to the pub.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurgen
As a courtesy leave a note telling her what kind of sammiches you want waiting for you upon your return so she doesn't fret trying to guess. :)
You're lucky. My wife speaks to me every fuckin' day. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurgen
Seriously, only ever had a couple of times in 24 years of marriage where my wife went into mute mode with me. But luckily our kids were still nippers at the time and acted as intermediaries.
Wife (to daughter sitting next to me watching tv): Ask Daddy if he's hungry?
Daughter: Daddy, mummy said are you hungry?
Me: Tell mummy 'Yes'.
Daughter: Mummy, dad said 'Yes'.
Wife: Ask your daddy what does he want me to make for him.
Daughter: Daddy, mum said ''What do you want mummy to make for you?''
Me: Tell mummy ''Anything''.
Daughter: Mummy, dad said ''Anything''.
Wife: Tell your daddy we've got no food so we'll have to go buy some at Carrefour.
Daughter: Daddy, mum said ''We'll have to go to Carrefour to buy food.''
Me. Ask your mummy why she asked YOU to ask ME if I wanted mummy to make something for daddy to eat when we don't have any food anyway?
Daughter (after finishing laughing): .........................Daddy, you tell mummy that. I'm going out to play.
:)
Mate I think we are joined at the hip or have sisters as wifes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gazza
My wife can approach me with something and I kick her into touch but when my daughters propose something I am gob smacked.
Talk about secret weapons...................
I now hate everybody.
Misanthropy is the fashion that belongs to but a few.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurgen
Why in the fuck do people need to yell when talking to people on a cell phone. FFS is everyone going deaf?
I damn near slapped the phone out of the twats hand who was in front of me at the store. Yelling at her friend on the phone and laughing at 85 db.
I see and hear it all the time. Annoying as hell. I need a a 50 ft signal disruptive device I can switch on but of course then I would have to listen to the dim bulbs saying "Hello" Hello, can you hear me":rofl: