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    ^ has she gone Thai, and decided to stick with the locals - a long term approach?

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    ^ God, I hope not.

    I'll have a word!

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    Since when was there a dinosaur?

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    Since a while now.

    I'm always the ship, but now there's a dinosaur and even a penguin and a cat.

    It's all changed.

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    But they still got the hat, right?

    Was the iron deemed to be sexist?

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    This conversation is on dodgy ground. Whenever I ask the wife to get the iron out, we end up in an argument.

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    Has she got something against men ironing

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    I draw the line at ironing. The maid comes once a week and has a mountain to deal with. Again, when will they just make school uniform the same every day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk diggler View Post
    But they still got the hat, right?

    Was the iron deemed to be sexist?
    These are the pieces from our newest set which I bought the daughter maybe 4 or 5 years ago.

    The hat is still there. I don't really like the dinosaur but it is really easy to pick up. The daughter always bagsies it anyway.



    We are privileged enough to be a two Monopoly set family. These are the pieces from the set I brought over maybe 15 odd years ago.

    The iron is there, along with the boot and the thimble. I don't remember the wheelbarrow when I played as a kid maybe 50 years ago but I can't for the life of me think what there was instead.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    These are the pieces from our newest set which I bought the daughter maybe 4 or 5 years ago.

    The hat is still there. I don't really like the dinosaur but it is really easy to pick up. The daughter always bagsies it anyway.


    Well, I guess seekingasylum wouldn't have any trouble choosing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    I don't remember the wheelbarrow when I played as a kid maybe 50 years ago but I can't for the life of me think what there was instead.
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    GAME CHANGER What are the original Monopoly pieces and how many different versions are there?
    josie griffithsBecky PembertonCatherine Micallef
    Published: 14:49, 19 Mar 2022Updated: 15:10, 19 Mar 2022

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    MONOPOLY gives players the chance to be rich and attempt to build an empire.

    But what are the original Monopoly pieces and how many different versions are there.

    Monopoly was introduced in the 1930s
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    Monopoly was introduced in the 1930sCredit: Reuters
    What are the original Monopoly pieces?
    Since Monopoly was introduced in the 1930s, many of the playing pieces have come and gone.

    Some have stuck around since its launch, and others have been ditched.

    Monopoly enthusiasts will know that there used to be six items in the famous playing game’s line-up.

    The original six were:

    The top hat
    The thimble
    The iron (now retired)
    The shoe
    The battleship
    The cannon (now retired)
    In 1999, a sack of money beats a pig and a plane to be added to the board but it was retired less than a decade later
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    In 1999, a sack of money beats a pig and a plane to be added to the board but it was retired less than a decade laterCredit: AP:Associated Press
    A few more options were added in 1935 and 1936:

    The race car
    The purse (now retired)
    The rocking horse (now retired)
    The lantern (now retired)
    And a further collection was added in the 1950s and later:

    Scottie dog
    Wheelbarrow
    Horse and rider (now retired)
    Sack of money (now retired)
    Cat (new in 2013)
    How many versions of Monopoly pieces are there?
    Different versions of the game present different versions of pieces to choose from.

    Parker Brothers brought in Dowst Manufacturing Company to produce their pieces.

    The first pieces in the 1930s were made from zinc alloy before the material was replaced by a mix of lead and tin.

    The reason for this change was that the lead and tin mix didn't oxidize and turned black as much as the zinc alloy did.

    During the war then, the metals used for the pieces was a need for the armed forces and other necessities.

    That is why the pieces then were made from wood.

    They looked like chess pawns and all had a different colour to distinguish between one player and another.

    There were some versions which has pieces made from a mix of paper and sawdust but they did not have a good quality when compared to the wooden ones, so they weren't very popular.

    After the war, Dowst Manufacturing Company wanted to focus on die-cast toys such as warplanes and cars and so Parker Brothers started manufacturing the pieces in-house.

    They produced some versions of monopoly with pewter pieces while some with plastic pieces.

    To this day, most versions are still found with pewter pieces.

    What versions of Monopoly are there?
    This isn’t the first time the public have been given their say on which piece will take them past GO.

    In 2013, a vote meant that the iron was replaced by a cat, but there are many other editions available other than the classic board game.

    There are many other cities other than London that are featured, such as the Chicago edition, a New York-opoly and a New Zealand edition.

    And then the sky is the limit for themed options that have hit shelves since its launch.

    Some of the most creative include a Walking Dead Survival Edition, a 007 James Bond Collector’s edition, a Beatles' Collector’s Edition and even a Sonic the Hedgehog Collector’s edition.

    How to always win at Monopoly?
    You may think that Monopoly's a game of chance and that there's no firm strategy to winning it.

    But one woman who knows differently is 2015 UK Monopoly champion Natalie Fitzsimons, from Northern Ireland.

    The 26-year-old was ranked sixth in the world when she beat her husband and three others to the UK and Ireland championship title.

    First study the rule book, to find out how you've been playing the game wrong.

    Then, here are Natalie's top tips:

    1. Borrow, borrow, borrow
    We're not suggesting you do this in real life, but Natalie advises players to mortgage themselves to a hilt.

    Stretching yourself financially to buy up streets and houses should allow you to make more money in the long run - in rent from other players.

    Jessica says: "This always feels a little like cheating, but I never know why other people don't do it.

    "As soon as you get a monopoly yourself, mortgage everything else and spend every penny on houses.

    "A monopoly with three houses on each square is far more valuable with lots of low-rent single property squares. You can always 'un-mortgage' them later in the game."

    2. Cause a housing shortage
    Never bother buying a hotel, houses are far more valuable - and limited.

    This strategy is one Jessica shares with Imgur user Elpher, who says it's a little known fact that the Monopoly box only contains 32 houses and 12 hotels.

    If you can afford to put four houses on each, that's only eight properties in total.

    Elpher says: "The goal is to gain a second monopoly, and buy enough houses to create a housing shortage, effectively locking down the game for the other players."

    3. Go to jail - and stay there
    Prison seems like the ultimate punishment, and most of us can't wait to get out of jail.

    But towards the end, the best strategy is to stay in jail and rake in the cash - while not risking landing on anyone else's squares.

    Natalie says: "In the early game you want to get out of jail as soon as possible.

    "But once all the property squares have been bought sometimes the best thing is to wait patiently in jail.

    "At the later stages of the game, it's better to be behind bars so you can still collect but don't land on expensive squares."

    It may not seem the funnest way to win - but, according to Natalie, it is the most effective.

    4. NEVER buy Park Lane
    For many, they're the most sought after squares on the board - but Natalie advises avoiding the purple properties.

    They may have come with sky-high rents, but they cost a fair bit to buy too.

    And, for reasons we explained earlier, your mates aren't very likely to land on Park Lane.

    How can you turn it around when you're losing at Monopoly?
    Going to jail can also be a good strategy if you're close to going bankrupt, and don't want to risk landing on anyone else's properties. Don't stay there forever though.

    Another good, but sneaky, strategy is to form alliances and gang up on strong players.

    Does your dad always win? Why don't you and one of your siblings make a pact to block his monopolies?

    What's the most landed on property in Monopoly?
    This is the first question if you're looking to rake in on rent.

    According to the maths boffins, Trafalgar Square is the most landed on property on the cardboard London map - making it the most important one to buy.

    They are working on the basis that the most occupied square is Jail - because of how easily Chance and Community Chest cards, as well as the dreaded Go To Jail square, send people to the clink, combined with the probability of landing there and being Just Visiting.

    There are six different ways to roll a seven, 6 and 1, 1 and 6, 5 and 2, 2 and 5, 4 and 3, and 3 and 4 - making it the most likely roll.

    Seven steps from Jail is the Community Chest, but another seven rolls will land you in the red territory - and on Trafalgar Square.

    The orange properties - on 6, 8 or 9 rolls - are also a smart buy. While the purple squares, despite having the highest rent, are unlikely to be landed on so often.

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    There's a question for my next pub quiz.

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    Bangkok Phil really can post some utterly tedious drivel.

    Other moan: Passport office are saying 10 weeks to get a simple passport renewal. This seems a long time to me.

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    ^ You will find a mine of information here mate...

    Renewing a passport in Bangkok

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    ^^Mine took 7 and that included 5 weeks when they were on strike.

    It's very unlikely yours will take 10 weeks imo.

    They are just preparing you for the worst.

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    I think he might be in the UK. He posted fish and chips with mushy peas in the dinner thread.

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    Indeed, back in the UK for a visit- good sleuthing, AO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mandaloopy View Post
    Passport office are saying 10 weeks to get a simple passport renewal.
    That's accounting for the dimwits who send in the wrong documents

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    That's accounting for the dimwits who send in the wrong documents
    A list of the wrong documents could be helpful.

    Do share

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    A moan about dogs. Couldn't find the dog thread so it's a moan.

    My two rescue dogs have never, ever been allowed to sleep inside at night, although they come in for cool tile floors in the daytime. They know the score.

    Last night they whined and scratched at the doors and walls all night. Went out about 2300 and they seemed fine, not fighting or injured or anything obvious. They carried on at it all night, I was still awake at 0300. They've scratched trim off the doors and paint off the walls.

    Now they are inside, at 11 a.m., sleeping like babies.

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    Doesn't need to write down an order.

    Ohh. Forgets 2 items.

    Told to forget it.

    2 items then arrive on plates when everyone is finished and leaving.


    Welcome to the realm of Thai restaurant staff.

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    These little black flies that appear out of nowhere in swarms up here in Udon have been particularly annoying this trip.

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    Paint and twenty 8 year olds is not a fun afternoon.

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    Fucking giant seagulls invading the hinterlands of our green and pleasant land shitting humongous plops everywhere!

    It's akin to a Alfred Hitchcock movie!

    This wasn't the case before Covid.

    Ruddy rats of the sky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Ruddy rats of the sky.
    I feed one every morning in the garden.

    It gets a bit of toast bread and I get a look at a big beautiful bird..

    Ever seen a seagull trying to pick cherries ?

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