Daily Moan

[Joe 90]

why? you planning on saving the cost of using the underground? You'll soon get pissed off weaving that umbrella around other pedestrians and Laaandannners don't give way.

We're walking from the city centre to Greenwich first day, got a nice hotel in Canary Wharf.

Nearly stumped up £1200 for a royal penthouse in Mayfair but my inner Mendy kicked in.

[malmomike77]

^ you had a good Ashes too?

Just get a water taxi you muppet

[Mendip]

^ you had a good Ashes too?

He has got a maiden!

[malmomike77]

We're walking from the city centre to Greenwich first day, got a nice hotel in Canary Wharf.

Route Map - Uber Boat by Thames Clippers

[Joe 90]

^ you had a good Ashes too?

Just get a water taxi you muppet

Nearly booked this gaff!

Booked by the same twat who built Buckingham Palace , thought it would be an outstanding treat for the kids, they could Snapchat and Instagram it away, but the total price with airbnb charges was a bit much...

Large Penthouse Central Mayfair with Patio - Apartments for Rent in Greater London, England, United Kingdom - Airbnb

[malmomike77]

You'll get mugged on the first night and be on the national express back to bolton first thing

[Joe 90]

Route Map - Uber Boat by Thames Clippers

That looks really good, will give that a go.

[hallelujah]

We're walking from the city centre to Greenwich first day

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It's fucking miles and you'll go through some proper dodgy areas!

Have you taken leave of your senses or is this the Aldi rotgut we are presently conversing with?

[Joe 90]

You'll get mugged on the first night and be on the national express back to bolton first thing

Is London that bad?

I have given some thought to safety issues .

It's been 25 years since I wax last there.

[Joe 90]

It's fucking miles and you'll go through some proper dodgy areas!

Have you taken leave of your senses or is this the Aldi rotgut we are presently conversing with?

I just did thd route through Google Street View maps .
It looks a bit dodgy when you get to Billingsgate market and the Isle of Dogs..

[Joe 90]

It's fucking miles and you'll go through some proper dodgy areas!

Have you taken leave of your senses or is this the Aldi rotgut we are presently conversing with?

7 miles , a few hours evening stroll before checking in.

Should I just get a Cockney wanker black cab from Victoria to Grenwich via Southend for £100? For the craic and experience.

[hallelujah]

I just did thd route through Google Street View maps .
It looks a bit dodgy when you get to Billingsgate market and the Isle of Dogs..

There be monsters south of the river.

Check out the Trafalgar Tavern if you get chance. My mate got married there and it has some great views of the river.

Trafalgar Tavern
- The Trafalgar Tavern

[Reg Dingle]

We're walking from the city centre to Greenwich first day

Is London that bad?

Google 'Murder Mile'

It's on your route

[Joe 90]

Just get a water taxi you muppet

From Westminster?

[Joe 90]

Google 'Murder Mile'

It's on your route

FFS, I though I had it all planned!!

Edit that's north London you twat

[malmomike77]

^^ if you like. The stops align with tube stations along the Thames, just get Victoria to a Thames side station that's on the clipper map.

[Joe 90]

Fucks sake I need a beer now!

[Joe 90]

^^ if you like. The stops align with tube stations along the Thames, just get Victoria to a Thames side station that's on the clipper map.

I was hoping to see a few sights en route and have a pint in the Blind Beggar in Whitechapel, the kids can have Kray Burgers!

[Reg Dingle]

FFS, I though I had it all planned!!

Like Dennis Nilsen?

10 of London's most evil killers and the heinous crimes they committed - MyLondon

[Joe 90]

You're not helping Dill


This boat uber from Westminster sounds OK the only problem is I get sea sick!

Surely it can't be worse than Manchester??

[Joe 90]

Route Map - Uber Boat by Thames Clippers

Cheers for that info!

Less than £30 for the 4 of us!

And we will see the sights from the safety and comfort of a boat.

Was Planning a boat trip anyhow, so killing 2 birds with one stone, excuse the pun.

[cyrille]

Was Planning a boat trip anyhow, so killing 2 birds with one stone, excuse the pun.

There isn't a pun.

[misskit]

Lent today. Everything closed again. Boo.

[VocalNeal]

I bought some sturdy golfing umbrellas today for my trip to London ffs!

Umbrellas in July!!

Golfing umbrellas are not really suitable accessories for hailing a taxi.

[cyrille]

Christ, those selfish wankers who walk down the street with golfing umbrellas, forcing folk walking the other way to bob and weave like Ali or lose an eye.

There will be a whole family of the boddington quaffing buffoons.