Blimey Pat, you seem to have gone for the 'shoe polish' level colouring of hair dye there.
You look like a lightweight Mick McManus.
Blimey Pat, you seem to have gone for the 'shoe polish' level colouring of hair dye there.
You look like a lightweight Mick McManus.
I only coloured it yesterday. It's that obvious?
Although it's the first time I've used the all natrual version without the awful smell.
Last edited by DJ Pat; 29-12-2017 at 11:35 PM.
What a pile of shit this edit thing is. I wanted to change those photos.
At least with imgur I can do that.
That's the first time I've uploaded direct from my laptop. No wonder there are so many fucking complaints.
Last edited by DJ Pat; 29-12-2017 at 11:36 PM.
Hey Pat that train layout is post apocalyptic/industrial.No time to mess with it at the moment.
^^^Looks like Punty's heads been squeezed in a vice
I fear my tolerance has run out with this Spacerail construction kit...
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The mountains of Chaing Dao in the north, There is a camp up there where you can stay after an 8km hike.
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Glorious mate, this time of year up there is fookin wonderful.
Livin the dream at Coral Bay West Australia. I'm quite Hi-So as ya can see.![]()
That table leg ever go, resulting in you cracking the shits and attacking it with a branch as yer food and drink is on the ground?![]()
Na,
I'm very careful with that table and make sure i fall away from it.![]()
JJ Green bistro. Tomcat would be proud.
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Anyone fancy a week in hospital? Meet me at JJ Green for the annual TD cast ironed stomach contest
Looks f**kin' rancid
Traffic jam on the canal at Nyaung Shwe (Inle Lake).
This place shuts up early (like everywhere in Myanmar). I asked if there was a good bar to visit and was advised to visit Asiatico Bar in town.
So I used my Google Maps and walked 20 minutes to find a glitzy, touristy bar by the canal. It wasn't busy and I sat down and saw that gin and tonic was only 1,500 MMK (37 baht) in Happy Hour, which was ending in 5 minutes.
'A G&T my good serf' I commanded to the waiter
'Sorry, no have'.
'Bugger, how about vodka & orange?'
'Yes, but it is not at Happy Hour price - you must pay 3,800 MMK (94 baht)'
'Sounds fine. So a vodka and orange it is then'
5 minutes later the waiter returns
'sorry, no have orange juice....'
'Well streuth, you're not doing too well are you? What about vodka & lime?' (Fcuk knows what it tastes like, but it sounds OK)
'Yes, no problem, I bring it now'
... and that was the last I saw of the dozy waiter.... I walked out 20 minutes later!
(If this were a mom and pop Burmese stall selling a few drinks, then I'd have no problem if they only offered beer or whisky. But this was an upmarket place for tourist with an extensive drinks menu - although maybe they also only stock beer and whisky!)
Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile
Spent an arm and a leg in the sales today, guess what i bought?
A lego 7ft Darth Vadar
A new Mercedes off roader
Driving lessons
A new watch
The biggest Nerf gun in the world
A remote control inflatable R2D2
Airfix lego
A flying bear
Extra points if you can name the three items purchased and the prices from one of the biggest shopping centres in Europe.![]()
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