Of Course...it's MY FAULT STUPID FUCKING ME!

**November Rain** · 17-01-2010, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I thought that sugar in the petrol thing was an urban myth...

Oh, it works. When my ex-hubby and I were first married he was in the Navy. They'd just come back from a deployment & were to be sent out on another long one (I think 6 months) off of the former Yugoslav coast, peacekeeping duties. Anyway, the deployment had to be postponed because someone put sugar in the ship's fuel tanks. Buggered it up, well & truly.

Do you think I've just broken some sort of Official Secrets' Act saying that???

**Marmite the Dog** · 17-01-2010, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by November Rain

Do you think I've just broken some sort of Official Secrets' Act saying that???

LM I reckon.

**November Rain** · 17-01-2010, 08:38 AM

^ Shoot! How many days do I get banned for that?

**keda** · 17-01-2010, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

You really need to build a small workshop, lock it and give nobody else a key.

Not even yourself, looks like.

**Marmite the Dog** · 17-01-2010, 09:38 AM

^^ 3 to start with, but I think the form is to flounce as well.

**nevets** · 17-01-2010, 10:04 AM

I don't believe it Miggins i think i am also married to your wife or she has a double.

**Boon Mee** · 17-01-2010, 10:10 AM

Fortunately, mine has been in Farangland a large portion of her life so some the ingrained 'idiosyncracies' of Thais has been leached out of her to a certain degree. The family is another subject though...

**meepho** · 18-01-2010, 12:41 PM

thx miigins,
you should take notes, and when you retire to the trees, write them down in a short story format, priceless.

**nevets** · 19-01-2010, 06:11 PM

Boon Mee , My wife also lived 4 .1/2 yrs in the UK with me but they have the little switch at the back of the head when back in Thailand , that makes them stupid again.

**Missismiggins** · 19-01-2010, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by nevets

Boon Mee , My wife also lived 4 .1/2 yrs in the UK with me but they have the little switch at the back of the head when back in Thailand , that makes them stupid again.

The REAL...BLOOD family will always take presidence. If you belive anything else you are delusional.

If you shout jump and the mother shouts don't...she won't! and the father will probably beat them to death with a stick for fucking a farang instead of him...well...what can you say...

I had another really funny insight into Thai logic today and yesterday.

The firstborn spawn drove all the way up here on it's motorbike, at which point, it was unable to return, it ran out of fuel...it travelled here on pure fumes to ask it's spawning mother for 20 baht!!!

Apparently a FREE FISH was handed out....so I guess the best part of 10K was worth it...it must have been all the MERIT they were able to suck for themselves for a dead monk who has been fermenting in a jar for nine months...surprised they didn't sell the fucker for Plah Rah!

It then cost its wife another 20 baht to come up on another bike, and another 20 Baht to bring some petrol...are these people subnormal? A 30 Baht trip turned into yet another 100 baht fiasco!

The other funny thing was, they bought some piglets.. (Not us...the family doomed) the piglets grew, and got big, many on free bananas from my place... they sold the pigs on Sunday, 10K Baht, they give the wife 300 for the bananas, and it appears they have spent the remaining 9700 on WHISKY, and some Cock Sucking TAM BOEN In Chiang Mai last night for the burning ceremony of a thief in a large urn!... are these people CRAZY?

**mrsquirrel** · 19-02-2010, 05:08 AM

Originally Posted by Rigger

Get a better wife.

Tiger Woods did well at that.

Get a gardener would be a better idea, then you have somebody to shout at who you don't have to worry about getting laid from.

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