Thread: Of Course...it's MY FAULT STUPID FUCKING ME!

Can you believe how stupid I am? It is all my fault after all! Silly fucking me!

I motivated my arse today to dig out the Brush Cutter, there is a bit of grass to be cut.

There was no petrol, so I headed of and bought a few litres.

The machine is a two stroke so you have to mix the [at]T autolube with the petrol.

I kept a small half litre bottle with all of the other lubes and greases in a toolbox outside, and have done for the past two years.

Goes to look for the two stroke, gone! later I find it has been "moved" into the utility room.

These are the same "CLEVER " people that mix Roundup Weedkiller in the ratio of almost 1:1...you really have to lock everything away from them..they will end up hurting themselves...no sharp knives...I am waiting to see which clever fucker decides to go and light the rubbish pile..the one I poured the two litres of petrol on...BOOM!

Now, bare in mind that recently the wife had to get the bike an oil change - by one of her retarded family...and the story unfolds.

I have to clean out the fuel tank of the brush cutter, as another one of the retard family has used the fuel mixing bottle to syphon off some petrol for his bike, and the bottle is full of shit!

So I clean that out, and stick a litre of petrol in, and then pour in the 1:25 mix of 2 stroke oil.

But something is obviously wrong! The petrol, instead of its normal red colour, has now turned black...

Some fuck wit has emptied the old oil from the motorbike sump into my 2 stroke bottle, and I have just filled the brush cutter with the same shit!

Nothing else to do but ditch a litre or two of foul fuel and clean the machine...luckily I didn't start it!

Pretty pissed off at this point, but none the less I decide to take the pushbike to the next village to buy some fresh 2T oil. I have bought it from the same woman for the past 6 years.

Gets back and am about to open the little half litre bottle when I see on the side...20W light GEAR OIL!!!!

Like, fuck this...I specifically asked for 2T.(And she understood me)

Anyway, I take it back, and she tries telling me that EVERYONE USES THIS!!! I persevered, and eventually a refund was given. (this is about 20KM on a pushbike already)

Went to a second shop and finaly got the 2T.

Then the wife gets back, and I "DARE" to question the intelligence of her sub normal retarded Orang Utang fucking family... bare in mind that the evidence points directly at them following a recent oil change...(empty four stroke bottles outside the front door...and guess what?

Why LO AND BEHOLD..it is all MY fault...I did it...I put a quarter of a litre of DIRTY FUCKING ENGINE OIL into MY two stroke oil, then I deliberately mixed it with almost two litres of good petrol..then I poured it into my brush cutter!!! Amazing, the Sherlock fucking Holmes of Thailand...I asked her if she could actually make a deduction as to why I didn't go the whole nine yards and start the fucking machine and seize the engine...Maybe I was committing a subtle defamation of her retarded fucking family!

Can you believe these fuckers...they will call black white rather than admit to a mistake, they cannot under any circumstances be made to look out as the stupid fuckwits that they really are. You know... I even suggested it was Santa Claus...she said it was probably a ghost...but never her fucking idiot family! (The ones that rinse petrol tanks out with water...the ones that join all four wires together from the mains to make a circuit...God fucking help me!)

Never mind, it will probably be HER mistake when she mistakenly puts a half a kilo of sugar into her petrol tank of her bike in the morning...probably thinking she is making a nice cup of coffee!

We shall see where this ends up...fucking people!