Quote Originally Posted by nevets View Post
Boon Mee , My wife also lived 4 .1/2 yrs in the UK with me but they have the little switch at the back of the head when back in Thailand , that makes them stupid again.
The REAL...BLOOD family will always take presidence. If you belive anything else you are delusional.

If you shout jump and the mother shouts don't...she won't! and the father will probably beat them to death with a stick for fucking a farang instead of him...well...what can you say...

I had another really funny insight into Thai logic today and yesterday.

The firstborn spawn drove all the way up here on it's motorbike, at which point, it was unable to return, it ran out of fuel...it travelled here on pure fumes to ask it's spawning mother for 20 baht!!!

Apparently a FREE FISH was handed out....so I guess the best part of 10K was worth it...it must have been all the MERIT they were able to suck for themselves for a dead monk who has been fermenting in a jar for nine months...surprised they didn't sell the fucker for Plah Rah!

It then cost its wife another 20 baht to come up on another bike, and another 20 Baht to bring some petrol...are these people subnormal? A 30 Baht trip turned into yet another 100 baht fiasco!

The other funny thing was, they bought some piglets.. (Not us...the family doomed) the piglets grew, and got big, many on free bananas from my place... they sold the pigs on Sunday, 10K Baht, they give the wife 300 for the bananas, and it appears they have spent the remaining 9700 on WHISKY, and some Cock Sucking TAM BOEN In Chiang Mai last night for the burning ceremony of a thief in a large urn!... are these people CRAZY?