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  1. 16-01-2010, 10:42 PM #26
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    Looks like you need to invest in a couple of good padlocks mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin
    I'm pretty sure it would make hilarious viewing.
    One attention seeker, filming another?
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  3. 16-01-2010, 10:43 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muadib View Post
    Won't it be you that winds up having to clean out the carb & fuel system???
    This time? in a word NO! They can get on themselves..I wash my hands of any assistance..fuck em... what goes around comes around!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    Strange people!
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    My wife for some reason hides on the floor of the car
    Sorry mate but you gotta get some of this shit down on celluloid!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin
    observing the ridiculousness that is, your life.
    Watching you lecture your Mrs and her eyes glazing over would have been a laugh too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TizMe View Post
    Looks like you need to invest in a couple of good padlocks mate.
    Have them already, but haven't used them for two years..last time me and my son went to the UK we put anything of remote value in one room and padlocked the fucking lot...they WERE NOT HAPPY! there seemed to be a slight air of "mistrust" "distrust"...not to worry...when I got back, everything was as I left it...despite the resentment...besides, they were unable to pick the lock.

    Seemed to think thet had some god given write to use my computer and ride my bike....fuck em!
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    Miggins, you're a treasure. Don't ever go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin
    Miggins, you should get scampy up there and film a "fly on the wall" documentary like that one "The Osbournes". Just have him follow you around for a few days, observing the ridiculousness that is, your life.
    a fucking killer it would be,
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  9. 16-01-2010, 10:53 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Spin
    observing the ridiculousness that is, your life.
    Watching you lecture your Mrs and her eyes glazing over would have been a laugh too.

    If you have ever spent a minute or two trying to reason with a goldfish, then you will appreciate what I am talking about.

    They simply cannot be critiscised, everything is always someone elses fault or someone elses BAD KHARMA...never ever can blame be laid at the doorstep of stupidity...perish the thought..that would actually have the major problem of RESPONSIBILITY hanging around their SHEEP like necks...there is no RESPONSIBILITY HERE!

    (I once left a mobile phone in a trouser pocket..the Thai...picked the trousers up, did not check the pockets.. SHE.threw them in the washing machine, and still to this day, SHE denies that she broke the telephone... in her eyes, was broken by the washing machine..Now can you figure that out...? Oh not me..Yes I threw the baby on the fire, but I didn't kill him..the fire did!!!

    Yes I pushed Grandma in front of the 38 ton truck... bit I didn't kill her...the truck did!!!!

    Whilst I appreciate the sudden development of a logical brain. I feel that this logic seems to only develop when it needs to defy responsibility!

    (like I say, there are a few ways to skin a cat...)

    And there really must be a million ways to fucking outsmart a Thai!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
    that's what you get for living with peasants, and monkeys

    don't blame them, blame yourself
    Don' t RUB IT IN!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Miggins, you're a treasure. Don't ever go.

    I think most people would say I was a [at][at][at][at]!
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  12. 16-01-2010, 11:17 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Spin
    observing the ridiculousness that is, your life.
    Watching you lecture your Mrs and her eyes glazing over would have been a laugh too.

    I never lecture my wife...she wouldn't understand a lecture...I simply shout Ai SAT or Ai Heir, she understands those words...but a lecture....I would be wasting my time and hers!

    Bai Teyang Ai Sat.. Ai Hear Mah...my son teaches me some really subtle Thai prhases!
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  13. 16-01-2010, 11:25 PM #38
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    We made our beds....so lets lie in em!
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    I was enjoying the banter...but does everyone fuck off for a wank at 9 .30?


    suppose I will have to drink the last half glass of chang and fuck off to bed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    I was enjoying the banter...but does everyone fuck off for a wank at 9 .30?
    No mate I'm still here but as I have gotta get my machinery out tomorrow and cut around the klong I went to the shed and checked my petrol canisters. Don't want any early morning surprises.

    You got me a bit spooked at the moment.
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  16. 16-01-2010, 11:38 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    I never lecture my wife...
    Me neither, that idea only exists inside poodles single firing neuron.
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  17. 16-01-2010, 11:50 PM #42
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    Enjoyable reading, though sympathies with the trials and tribulations!
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  18. 17-01-2010, 12:01 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin View Post
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    I never lecture my wife...
    Me neither, that idea only exists inside poodles single firing neuron.
    I tried to exlpain to the missus that getting on in life was mostly about reaching a compromise in every situation / opportunity that presents itself and that it was best to accept that you don't hit a home run with every ball that is pitched at you.
    Her cute little eyes glazed over about half way through
    Sounds like a lecture to me.
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  19. 17-01-2010, 12:13 AM #44
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    me and you miggins same same , ive never met a more ting tong race of ppl in the whole of my life . but its not thais fault llf .. as soon as thai say , me understand , i know its a waste of time . wot to do , up to you ... you escape with chang mate . ill esape with green ... cheers.........
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  20. 17-01-2010, 12:17 AM #45
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    You might want to lay off the green if it makes you speak tinglish to a bunch of foreigners.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kfjvkjvk
    You might want to lay off the green if it makes you speak tinglish to a bunch of foreigners.
    That goes for me as well Maddy as I understood everything he typed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    Sounds like a lecture to me
    Pointing out that accepting the Thai going rate from farangs is better than nothing is hardly a lecture.
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  23. 17-01-2010, 01:09 AM #48
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    ^Sorry, was that aimed at me? I was having trouble reading it as my eyes were starting to glaze over.
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  24. 17-01-2010, 03:06 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    I was enjoying the banter...but does everyone fuck off for a wank at 9 .30?
    No mate I'm still here but as I have gotta get my machinery out tomorrow and cut around the klong I went to the shed and checked my petrol canisters. Don't want any early morning surprises.

    You got me a bit spooked at the moment.
    enjoy yourself eh! Good luck....ha ha! you'll be fine!
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  25. 17-01-2010, 06:38 AM #50
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    You should write a book miggins. Sell it to TAT, and get them to hand it every borfer crossing.
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