Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
Then the wife gets back, and I "DARE" to question the intelligence of her sub normal retarded Orang Utang fucking family... bare in mind that the evidence points directly at them following a recent oil change...(empty four stroke bottles outside the front door...and guess what? Why LO AND BEHOLD..it is all MY fault...I did it...I put a quarter of a litre of DIRTY FUCKING ENGINE OIL into MY two stroke oil, then I deliberately mixed it with almost two litres of good petrol..then I poured it into my brush cutter!!! Amazing, the Sherlock fucking Holmes of Thailand...I asked her if she could actually make a deduction as to why I didn't go the whole nine yards and start the fucking machine and seize the engine...Maybe I was committing a subtle defamation of her retarded fucking family
Get a better wife.
If things go missing or anything damaged in my shed the wife gets stuck into them.