Thread: What are you drinking today?

^That's why you brits are mediocre drinkers.

All this pretentious beer selecting !


Buy 30 Carlsbergs on bottle and get on with it.

Originally Posted by helge

^That's why you brits are mediocre drinkers.

All this pretentious beer selecting !


Buy 30 Carlsbergs on bottle and get on with it.

Danish beer is fucking shite.

I was in Aarhus in April, having decided to eschew my flight home from Poland and take the train to Denmark instead via Berlin , and the thing that put me off getting on it was a choice of Carslberg or Tuborg.

We could have had a pint together though, couldn't we?

Originally Posted by Mendip

I'm off the cider because I think it's just too calorific and not consistent with trying to lose a bit of weight.

While I was down in Dorset I tried a couple of pints of this Italian stuff that Reg Dingle and Joe 90 seem to rave about.

the only weight you'll lose drinking that Italian pish is on trips to the ATM, over priced rubbish.

Originally Posted by Mendip

why not stop off in Somerset .

How long have you got?

Any cider that ain't dry is a girly cider.

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Originally Posted by Mendip

stop off in Somerset and pick up a couple of gallons of dry Thatchers scrumpy. That will put hairs on your chest

How many barrels do you need for the wooly back and hobbit feet?

Proper cider is too much for you Minkie's, Hal can't cope with a 4 pack of bitch piss

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Proper cider is too much for you Minkie's, Hal can't cope with a 4 pack of bitch piss

Step away from the beer and the laptop mate.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

4 pack of bitch piss

HAHAHA. That has a nice ring for cider. So we have Goat piss( Leo, Chang, Singha) and Bitch piss for all ciders.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

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How many barrels do you need for the wooly back and hobbit feet?

They come naturally with the right genes mate. I could do with a couple of Welsh webbed feet with all this bloody rain we're having.

Originally Posted by Mendip

I could do with a couple of Welsh webbed feet with all this bloody rain we're having

Or feathers, so it could be like water off a ducks back
I just saw the weather forecast. Apparently its gonna piss down for the next 2 bloody weeks.
We were having the hottest summer on record just before you landed...I see Thailand are waiting for you to get back so they can start their monsoon season too. Its like youve got a huge cloud hanging over you

^ That figures... we go back in two weeks. I would book your holiday after August 3rd, the weather will be great. Lovely cycling weather for you.

If I had a pint of cider for every b@stard who's told me how great the weather was in June before I arrived, I could have spent this entire rain-sodden 'holiday' happily comatosed.

Originally Posted by Mendip

I would book your holiday after August 3rd, the weather will be great. Lovely cycling weather for you.

Rain doesnt stop us keen amateur cyclists...Me and my new bike mates are contemplating a Tour de Cheltenham next week.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Or feathers, so it could be like water off a ducks back
I just saw the weather forecast. Apparently its gonna piss down for the next 2 bloody weeks.
We were having the hottest summer on record just before you landed...I see Thailand are waiting for you to get
back so they can start their monsoon season too. Its like youve got a huge cloud hanging over you

Sounds like a Charlie Brown cartoon. He moans all the time too.

I've signed up to the Edmond Cheddar Summer Bod Diet Plan.

A bargain at 2000thb a month.

^ Good man good man.

We had a nice weekend of both delivery and production.




9 liters of chilled health in a bottle for liquid refreshment and cleansing, and a chilled bowl of face towels soaked in eucalyptus essential oil for our spa facemask treatments.

^ A bottle for each ego?

Why don't you just buy Gatorade?

Originally Posted by Mendip

Those Blood Orange Thatchers Ciders are a bit girly to be honest and not my favourite.

They were absolutely dreadful, but my wife likes them cos they're colourful and sweet . Fair to say she isn't much of a drinker.

They did have this monster at Morrisons though:



Once you get on this wurzel wifebeater, it's a matter of time before you're spending your days drinking at bus stops.

What's this Lucozade looking Thatchers in the box on the left like, Mendy?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

What's this Lucozade looking Thatchers in the box on the left like, Mendy?

Fuck, I hope you are back on the doll and not driving that bus after this lunch break.

^ Day off today bro.
I'll be right as rain for tomorrows school run

A wee Negroni for a nightcap.

I used to enjoy condo living when based in the city, but never had one with buildings just opposite that can see inside/we can see inside their's after dark.


Seeing inside the private lives of half a dozen families every evening while having a drink is a bit unsettling.

Originally Posted by Edmond

^ Good man good man.

Gotta say ol Eddy, pretty boring fridge. Water and some home made vita drinks and with what appears to be a woman's watch to show us the time. You could at least toss a few bottles of goat piss in there