Manchester Utd

**hallelujah** · 24-09-2023, 01:08 AM

Originally Posted by cyrille

No, but...

Well, I will cos you certainly don't have a fucking clue.

Still nobody back and we now have 13 players unavailable.

XI | Onana, Dalot, Lindelof, Evans, Reguilon, Casemiro, McTominay, Hannibal, Fernandes, Hojlund, Rashford.
Subs | Bayindir, Varane, Amrabat, Eriksen, Gore, Pellistri, Van de Beek, Garnacho, Martial.

**Joe 90** · 24-09-2023, 02:00 AM

The curse is on!

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**malmomike77** · 24-09-2023, 02:26 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Still nobody back and we now have 13 players unavailable.

So you are responsible for recruiting dodgy teachers, no wonder, if you had to manage teams you'd just deal with these issues instead of crying like a bitch

**Joe 90** · 24-09-2023, 04:39 AM

Burnley boss Vincent Kompany to TNT Sports: "It feels like a week of good performances and maybe not the rewards. You look at the amount of players we have to blend in the squad. There were a couple of moments. We go again. It’s a tough start. We’ll find our moments.

"If you play against a giant it’s always difficult. I thought Burnley did itself proud today. On another day we’d get more points.

"Our mentality is just to go again. It doesn’t put us back.

"That's where we’re at. A work in progress. Good signs and the belief we’ll get the rewards.

"The mentality is to win every game. Today isn’t easy. We started this game with the idea to win. That will stay with us in every game of the season."

**malmomike77** · 24-09-2023, 04:44 AM

rugby was on. who cared

**hallelujah** · 24-09-2023, 07:24 AM

Originally Posted by cyrille

No, but...

13 players absent and we're still winning.

All quiet in the Daily Hate of course.

All quiet on here too.

Which of you clueless kunts wants some?

You? Lu? Nammers?

You're all getting some anyway.

**hallelujah** · 24-09-2023, 07:29 AM

Bring it on you gobby know-nothing kunts.

I'm going nowhere.

Just like always I'll be here.

Bring it on if you want some. You're getting it.

**hallelujah** · 24-09-2023, 07:39 AM

Come on United!

Real fans (and I am a real fan unlike some on here) behind THE GREAT TEN HAG!

Get shit like McTominay and Sancho out of the club.

UNITED UNITED UNITED

The ABU press know ETH is clearing out the deadwood and you want him out before we make your lives a misery like the 90s and 2000s.

Well, you're all fucking getting it.

Bring it on, you kunts.

THIRTEEN PLAYERS INJURED AND WE STILL WON!

YOU WANT IT?

WELL BRING IT ON COS YOU'RE ALL GETTING SOME AGAIN.

HAL'S HERE AND YOU'RE ALL GETTING IT.

**hallelujah** · 24-09-2023, 08:02 AM

Now THAT is a fucking goal

No comments here lads, you utter pieces of shit?

**hallelujah** · 24-09-2023, 08:07 AM

watch that goal AGAIN

AND AGAIN

AND AGAIN

AND AGAIN

What a player he is, Bruno.

**hallelujah** · 24-09-2023, 08:09 AM

Thirteen players injured and we're doing that!

13 fucking playerss out!

13!

13!

13!

**hallelujah** · 24-09-2023, 08:11 AM

I fucking love this club

i fucking love this club

i fucking love this club

i fucking love this club

i fucking love this club

i fucking love this club

i fucking love this club

i fucking love this club

i fucking love this club

i fucking love this club

**aging one** · 24-09-2023, 08:19 AM

Comments? Had a few enjoying the match?

**hallelujah** · 24-09-2023, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by aging one

Comments? Had a few enjoying the match?

We'll be ok mate, but the world has stopped for United.

Amid the chaos in Thailand, please remind the locals that we now have 13 players unavailable.

**harrybarracuda** · 24-09-2023, 12:13 PM

Anybody else would be like "thank fuck for that, we scraped past the bottom team", but for Hal it's like winning the World Cup.

**Edmond** · 24-09-2023, 12:32 PM

United were certainly carved open in the first half, and beautifully so, when the shot hit the inside of the post and luckily landed at the defender's feet and not the attacker's.

**david44** · 24-09-2023, 01:18 PM

We feel you pain 3rd best side in manchester after

Manchester Chitty
Manchester Chitty reserves

You are in our thoughts and prayers

When you grow up such affinities will melt away compared to joys of adult love, trout fishing in Nan/Nana and reefer madenss

I have more fun reading you Cyrille and backspin than even a lifetime season sentance to bold Trafford and the glazed looks of saddened fans who have heard about teh Busby Babes Eric Kuntana, Georgie Vest and Sir Alex Tractor

**david44** · 24-09-2023, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

the bottom team

I thought that was socal Utd

**hallelujah** · 24-09-2023, 02:53 PM

Right. It's nearly midday and I'm getting on it.

Who wants some?

Who's getting it today?

I FUCKING LOVE YOU ERIK TEN HAG

I FUCKING LOVE MANCHESTER UNITED

I FUCKING LOVE YOU BRUNO FERNANDES

**malmomike77** · 24-09-2023, 02:58 PM

Merch scrape past a Championship side and Hal is crowing about it

where is Dill when you need him

**hallelujah** · 24-09-2023, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Enjoy, lads.

**hallelujah** · 24-09-2023, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Merch scrape past a Championship side and Hal is crowing about it

where is Dill when you need him

You mouth off about your maggot team and say that no United fans turn up when we lose.

Well I'm here. I'm always here fronting it.

Maybe Dil is about all you can handle?

Just like I was last week.

Just like I was yesterday.

Just like I told you I would be here come rain or shine.

And you're all getting some as per.

Now tell me about your European Cups and your TWENTY league titles.

**harrybarracuda** · 24-09-2023, 03:06 PM

Here we go again, pissed Hal doing Fergie nostalgia while his team celebrate beating bottom-placed Burnley to barely avoid the bottom half of the table.

**hallelujah** · 24-09-2023, 03:08 PM

Not on the piss yet, but, as I said yesterday, you're all getting it today anyway.

You've got more rapists in your team than European Cups.

Yes or no?

**hallelujah** · 24-09-2023, 03:12 PM

THURTEEN PLAYERS INJURED!

THURTEEN I TELL THEE!

Eriksen can't play one game a week, let alone two yet here we are sans Mount, Amrabat and Mainoo (the player of this season, btw).

WHAT A TEAM!

WHAT A MANAGER!

WHAT A CLUB!

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