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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    There must be so little going on in your head for you to focus your 86 IQ on coming up with this tripe.
    I've had you in my sights for a while and you're getting it again today if you want some.

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post


    Hal is a good guy (might even have an IQ in the lower 90ies)
    Thanks mate and God bless Preben!

    I love United so much it hurts me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    I love United so much it hurts me.
    We know

    I'd bet you could talk BSnub's weight down to a hundred, if you wanted to.


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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    We know

    Thank you for Rasmus.

    He's absolutely fucking superb, isn't he?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    ^ Haven't seen Luca Shawtelli do that in a while.


    Lindeshyte played at LB yesterday. Can your lot take him on a free?
    Yep, we'll take them both because we need to build our squad depth (), as long as, man, you, pay their wages during the loan spell. This business model is working very well for ITFC. Funnily enough the Middlesbrough manager is starting to do really well now too, so, man, you are really supporting lots of clubs. Nice. Kind.
    Cycling should be banned!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    Man U fullback scored another cracking goal for us yesterday - at 37 seconds. Apparently, he's on quite a lot of money (something like £65,000 per week), and the majority of this paid (during his loan at ITFC) by Man U, so many thanks. I can't find the exact amounts and breakdown, and not a lot for EPL nowadays, but still crazy money...).



    I don't think he's on that much, but good to see he's doing well.

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    Good watch this about Becks even if you are a stinking ABU like Cy.



    He was some player Beckham. Written off as a pretty boy these days, who could just put a decent cross in, by the legions of ABUs, but the 2 biggest clubs in the world, Man United and Real Madrid, don't play you cos you're good looking.

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    I quite enjoyed Beckhams Netflix documentary.

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    Questions with Fergie



    Note his comments on Gazza at the start. Best English player I've ever seen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Note his comments on Gazza at the start. Best English player I've ever seen.
    footballers and their managers should stay out of politics

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Note his comments on Gazza at the start. Best English player I've ever seen.
    Yes, but to think that the Imperial Lord Fargs rated him too.

    Oh yes, duly noted.

    Duly noted indeed.




    You utterly absurd prat.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Yes, but to think that the Imperial Lord Fargs rated him too.
    Have you had a breakdown, Cy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Have you had a breakdown, Cy?
    His jenga block tower has fallen on his go, I think that constitutes a breakdown in CY world.

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    It's official: Gascoigne was handy.

    Signed Ollysol + Lord Fargs


    Wanker.

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    Nobody gives a fuck about your breakdown, Cy, you boring cnut.

    Now fuck off.

    Becks in all his glory at United:


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    I'll just leave this vinaigrette of oil money irony here..


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    Bruno with PL goal of the month.


    Hal will be saving the stat to use over the coming years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Bruno with PL goal of the month.


    Hal will be saving the stat to use over the coming years.
    Years?

    Decades.

    It was some fucking goal that, which I may have mentioned once or twice on here post game.

    One more time:



    The technique is fantastic coming over your head and to hit it like that.
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    Let's hope that flukey goal will console Hal at this difficult time...



    Sheikh Jassim bin Hamad al-Thani is understood to have ended his interest in buying Manchester United from the Glazer family.
    The Qatari billionaire has told the Florida-based family, who have owned United since 2005 and since April have courted bids for the club, that he has withdrawn from the process. Sheikh Jassim’s interest was in buying 100% of the club, but after the Glazers put up an asking price that was “fanciful and outlandish” according to sources, he will not pursue it any further.

    Sir Jim Ratcliffe, the Manchester-born Ineos chemicals billionaire, was the Qatari banker’s main competitor for the club and has recently been linked with buying only a percentage of United rather than a total buyout.
    The current market valuation of Manchester United is $3.2bn but Sheikh Jassim is understood to have bid double that, only for the Glazers to turn him down. He had pledged a full cash bid that would remove the club of the £1bn debt that was reported in the club’s September financial results, and to renovate or replace the now outdated Old Trafford stadium.

    Sheikh Jassim pulls out of race to buy Manchester United from Glazers | Manchester United | The Guardian

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    Fantastic!

    Sheikh Jassim pulls out of race to buy Manchester United from Glazers | Manchester United | The Guardian

    I'd rather the club be in a mess and owned by bastards than be sportswashed by a state.

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    I fucking despise the Glazers and have been against them since even before day 1. The bastards have rinsed us and don't give a fuck about managing the club.

    Manchester United board set to vote on Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s bid for 25% share | Manchester United | The Guardian

    But the fuckers know how to make money. That is scandalous what they have been able to secure for United from Ineos for 1/4 of the club (1.3bn quid)- on the back of our name as the biggest and most prominent club in the world.

    Ratcliffe to take charge of football affairs, apparently.

    We might be Glazer owned but we're still not state owned- and that matters for some of us.

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    The decision came after further recent discussions in which the Glazers made clear their asking price – thought to be £6.4bn – and Sheikh Jassim pulled out due to what sources close to him described as “a fanciful and outlandish valuation”. He had also pledged a further $1.7bn to finance transfers, plans for a new stadium and training facilities, plus city and community regeneration projects and, separately, to clear the near £1bn club debt

    Like the Glazers are arsed about the regeneration of the council estates of Old Trafford, Ordsall and Stretford! They can't even fix a fucking roof in the ground!

    What planet was he on dealing with these reptiles?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    I'll just leave this vinaigrette of oil money irony here..
    Vignette, you daft twat.

    The other is what you put on a salad.


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    It's time to do it again if Ratcliffe is just a puppet.



    We don't need rich owners. We just need responsible ones.

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    "International" fans on Twitter on us not being bought by a human rights abusing state like it is the end of the world and they're never gonna support us again.

    Well, off you fuck then. We'll get by. We've had worse days.


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