Thread: Manchester Utd

Ray Shoesmith blames everything for his failures except his own inadequacy.

They're not excuses, harry- they're reasons.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

They're not excuses, harry- they're reasons.

"The players didn't do what I asked"
"Sancho didn't train properly"

Blah fucking Blah.

Ten Hag rightly retains the trust and goodwill of United fans and owners because he’s only the latest wide-eyed talent to be pulled into the Death Star of dispiriting football, a whopping man-made edifice designed only for power, influence and wealth, but a destabilising, weakening force for anyone trapped inside.
Ten years on from Sir Alex Ferguson’s retirement, Old Trafford remains a talent-stripping force for mediocrity, throwing promising careers onto a rusting conveyor belt before dumping hollowed husks at the other end. Some end up homeless (David de Gea). Some appear diminished (Paul Pogba), others look utterly shattered (Harry Maguire).

Munich 4
United 1

Real Madrid 3
Berlin Communist Party 0

Arsenal 1
PSV 3

Braga 1
Napoli 2

Southampton 0
Ipswich Town 1

Turks 3
Danes 2

Free money for you fellas...

You appear to have drunk too many pints of retard.

United woz robbed!

3 consecutive defeats.

First time since the days of Dave Sexton.

EtH gone by Christmas.

Maguire as Player/Manager.

First name on the teamsheet.

Glazers valuation of the club goes up to £10 billion.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Munich 4 (4)
United 1 (3)

Apart from a couple of lucky late goals from United, was correct - correct winner.


Real Madrid 3 (1)
Berlin Communist Party 0 (0)

RM missed a couple of easy chances, otherwise would have been spot on - correct winner.


Arsenal 1
PSV 3

Total number of goals were spot on!


Braga 1
Napoli 2

100% correct result.


Southampton 0
Ipswich Town 1

100% correct result.


Turks 3
Danes 2

The Turks missed a late easy chance to score a winner otherwise would have been spot on.


Free money for you fellas...

If you'd gone with my results, you'd have been quids in 'Arry...

Just the Gooner bastards got lucky with an awful ref performance...

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

If you'd gone with my results, you'd have been quids in 'Arry...

Just the Gooner bastards got lucky with an awful ref performance...

So you went for the obvious results and still fucked up.

Yeah......

Originally Posted by cyrille

EtH gone by Christmas.

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Yeah, as I said elsewhere, you've gotta be a proper ABU or a bit of a footballing plank to see the squad he has had available to him this season and to make ridiculous calls like this on the situation after seeing what he did last year at the club.

Not one team in the Premiership (apart from City maybe?) could have gone there last night and come so close to getting a point with that team.

I just had you down as a proper ABU, but I really am starting to wonder what category you fall into...

So Hal which players would have played last night that weren't available?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

So Hal which players would have played last night that weren't available?

Shaw, Varane, Wan Bissaka, Amrabat, Mount or Antony, or even both.

Maybe even Mainoo, who was the best player on the pitch in pre season against Real and your bunch of no marks.

You know, just half a fucking team and almost all of the back four and midfield.

First choice keeper, right?

^^ thing is Hal I just know you'll still be offering excuses when Merch have a fit squad (setting aside those ballbag has alienated or wife beaters) and your lot are still getting turned over.

If utd play like they did last night for the remainder of the season, they might actually stay up.

I was a bit worried about Ramsdale considering leaving Arse if Raya takes the number one spot and Merch would surely want him but then I thought no way would Ramsdale settle for a mid-table side.

Arf

See I reckon I'd been following Arse for nearly 20 years before your dad realised what a mistake he'd made with your mum

Originally Posted by malmomike77

I'd been following Arse for nearly 20 years

I'll bet you had been. Yours must be like a sieve by now.

Gary Neville interviewing the best striker I have ever seen at United in terms of finishing.



Ole Gunnar Solskjaer perhaps being only his equal in the aforementioned aspect.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Gary Neville interviewing the best striker I have ever seen at United in terms of finishing.



Ole Gunnar Solskjaer perhaps being only his equal in the aforementioned aspect.

This is a great watch by the way.

To see the competitiveness of and the mindset of Van Nistelrooy.

TWENTY LEAGUE TITLES

THREE EUROPEAN CUPS

etc

etc

Need I go on...

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Need I go on...

No, but...