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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Hal will be ecstatic
    +1 GD after 25 games. Only 9 of which were loses. He'll be dancing.

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    It's a good job they had that Luton player with the assist, otherwise it would have been 0.

    *titter*

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    It's hell doing all this knowing, ladies.

    No chance of anyone carrying the weight with me on here, that's for sure.

    Anyway, I'm in a casino on the pish and about to lose my 700 quid savings.

    UNITED!

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    United!

    United!

    United!

    United!

    United!


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    One more. Sixth remember?


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    But, lads, before I clock off:

    How long have I been telling you what would happen once we didn't have 15 players out injured each week?

    How long has Ten Hag been telling you what would happen once we didn't have 15 players out injured each week?

    How long have I been telling you about Rasmus Hojlund?

    It's ok to be wrong. Not as spectacularly WRONG as you all have over recent months, but, well.

    There's rumour that I once was wrong, but I don't recall it.

    Hal knows

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    that Luton player with the assist
    Maguire-esque, wasn't it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    How long have I been telling you what would happen once we didn't have 15 players out injured each week?
    A narrow win against Luton Town that leaves you sixth?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Maguire-esque, wasn't it.
    Actually rather reminiscent, yes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    A narrow win against Luton Town that leaves you sixth?

    Be fair sybille, they deserve some credit for punching above their weight.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    A narrow win against Luton Town that leaves you sixth?

    Since we've had our core players back, we have taken 12 points from 12. Winning away at once supposed title challengers Villa in the process.

    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post

    How long have I been telling you what would happen once we didn't have 15 players out injured each week?

    How long has Ten Hag been telling you what would happen once we didn't have 15 players out injured each week?
    But

    Originally Posted by cyrille (Manchester Utd)

    Thing is, even your players out don't look that threatening.



    You fucking cock.
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    Just a reminder that we can have anyone we want, ladies. Any time, any place, anywhere.

    Dan Ashworth has been placed on gardening leave by Newcastle after finally telling the St James’ Park hierarchy he wants to join Manchester United.

    Manchester United baulk at PS20m fee for Newcastle director Dan Ashworth | Newcastle United | The Guardian

    When the greatest club in the world call, there's only one answer.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Just a reminder that we can have anyone we want, ladies. Any time, any place, anywhere.

    March the third at the Etihad

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Just a reminder that we can have anyone we want, ladies. Any time, any place, anywhere.

    Dan Ashworth has been placed on gardening leave by Newcastle after finally telling the St James’ Park hierarchy he wants to join Manchester United.

    Manchester United baulk at PS20m fee for Newcastle director Dan Ashworth | Newcastle United | The Guardian

    When the greatest club in the world call, there's only one answer.

    Given what little he's done at Newcastle, they'll probably bite the Moaners arms off for the 16m profit what with FFP and all.


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    The Donkey out for a few weeks.

    Martial, of course out injured.


    Sir Marcus to lead the line and show why he's worth 200 mill and should be England's main striker in the summer.


    What a sign of shitness when those 3 are your striking options for the season.

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    What a load of poop.


    Is that 10 losses out of 25 PL games.

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    Despite the ref doing them all sorts of favours, the Moaners still managed to play like a bunch of c**ts.

    The scoreline actually flatters them. If the Lillywhites had had their shooting boots on it would have been 5-1.

    Still, it's "Hal's manager".


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    Hal knows!

    He even told me utd would lose before it happened.

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    Yes but they're SIXTH.

    And Ray Shoesmith is HAL'S MANAGER.

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    How long do you reckon Hal will be sulking this time?

    It must be hurting him to watch everyone disappearing into the distance.




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    Hal:

    It's the injuries! Nobody can with with lots of injuries.

    Klopp:

    Hold my trophy.

    :/

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    Has anybody seen or heard from Hal? Is he ok? I', getting concerned about the poor fellow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Hal knows!

    He even told me utd would lose before it happened.
    Hal tried a counter-curse, Hal failed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    Has anybody seen or heard from Hal? Is he ok? I', getting concerned about the poor fellow.
    I wouldn't worry. Hal SOP is to lock himself away in floods of tears for a week or so then claim he's been "busy working" or some such nonsense.

    I think the thought of being gubbed away to Forest midweek then being thrashed by the plastic cheats at the weekend is scaring the crap out of him.

    If he loses both of those we might not see him for months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Hal:

    It's the injuries! Nobody can with with lots of injuries.

    Klopp:

    Hold my trophy.

    :/
    The same Liverpool team that had a whole 2 academy players in their line up and a higher average age than Chelsea?




    You silly little kunt
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