Thread: Manchester Utd

Fortunately/Unfortunately, I have a life to live today and tomorrow so might not be around much.

Rest assured I haven't gone anywhere though and I'll be back soon to give you some.

You're all getting it.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Riled?

A fucking no mark who shouts his mouth off on every topic on the board despite supporting a pile of shit.

Yeah, rain check needed there, you pathetic wanker.

What division are you in?

Using scouser phrases, are you secretly switching to the tea leaves.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Fortunately/Unfortunately, I have a life to live today and tomorrow so might not be around much.

Rest assured I haven't gone anywhere though and I'll be back soon to give you some.

You're all getting it.

You said that a couple of days ago, before Utd reminded you how shite they are again yesterday. Galatasary can rest a few players on Tues.

Originally Posted by PAG

Pretty much a cringe worthy effort yesterday. Teams that go to OT and just pack their defence, relying on fast counter attacks are doing well. Is it United's system or the players at fault? At first glance, Amrabat was doing well, popping up all over the place to break up play. Trouble is, he wasn't in the area needed to help Rashford down the left, and he has a less than desirable habit of reaching for the ball with a hand when he goes to ground either fouled or otherwise. The supposedly creative midfield with Mount and Fernandes were pretty much anonymous. My biggest groan was reserved for the last 10 minutes when EtH brought on Maguire and van de Beek. Seriously? I know we have a lot of players out at the moment, but the squad is big enough. If you exclude Shaw and possibly Martinez (Dalot is pretty much equal to Wan-Bissaka in the right back slot), Anthony's pace can help, but his impact has become less and less (being predictable with his cutting in to the left from the right wing for his left foot shot), that was pretty much United's supposed strongest team on the pitch. Oh, and I reckon DeGea would have saved Andersen's shot. Saving grace for the weekend, at least City lost to Wolves, and Liverpool to Spurs.

That's a fair take on proceedings, PAG, to be fair. Apart from the de Gea comment- no keeper in the world was getting that.

Palace were always gonna sit back and defend. It's what they do. And they do it very well.

But even when we went behind, which is the worst thing you can ever do against teams like this, I fancied us to turn it around.

We still had enough chances to have won by 3 or 4, but it wasn't to be.

As you say, at least everybody else lost though.

Hal, you might want to get that chronic delusion seen to

Originally Posted by malmomike77

You said that a couple of days ago, before Utd reminded you how shite they are again yesterday. Galatasary can rest a few players on Tues.

Just to remind you that you support a pile of shit that haven't won a proper trophy for 20 years.

Have a nice day, you kunt.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Hal, you might want to get that chronic delusion seen to

See above, you bell.

You support a load of insignificant shite.

Don't forget HE'S YOUR MANAGER




* For now anyway.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Fortunately/Unfortunately, I have a life to live today and tomorrow so might not be around much.

Rest assured I haven't gone anywhere though and I'll be back soon to give you some.

You're all getting it.

Will this be before or after the turks tear you a new one?

Looking at his curry it won't the TV he's glued to over the next few days.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

you support a pile of shit that haven't won a proper trophy for 20 years.

But it's the "Greatest Pile of Shit in the World".

Ten Hag will be gone by New Year.

The Curse is on !

(bring back Ole G)

Originally Posted by helge

Ten Hag will be gone by New Year.

Southgate next?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Southgate next?

Maybe

Many a decent manager will get to have a go at the "Greatest Football Asylum in the wonderful World of Hal".

And fail

Surely Fat Sam is ironing his tracksuits?

Originally Posted by reinvented

“Who the f*** is clapping those useless c**** off’.”

Give us a H.... Give us an A..... Give us an L...

Realistically, Ray Shoesmith will probably be clearing out his desk on October 29th or 30th.

Depends if the Glazers are answering the phone.

The Greatest Club in the World still have over half a team out injured.

Every first choice defender is injured (apart from Varane). The replacements are injured. The replacements replacement is injured! We have a centre midfielder playing at left back.

Now, I'm not gonna explain football to you - some of you definitely need this, mind - but even the bitterest must be able to see that this is, well, a bit of a problem.

It's not rocket science.

And The Great Ten Hag is gonna get a contract extension!

Manchester United prepared to give a new contract to Erik ten Hag




MY MANAGER

MY HERO

MY ERIK

aha
that explains it
Hal. he is not the Eric you are looking for

Originally Posted by reinvented

aha
that explains it
Hal. he is not the Eric you are looking for

If you can't put your best players on the pitch, there's a fair chance the reserves are gonna get beaten.

If you're having to pick a different side every week, there's not gonna be any rhythm.

Erik will sort this out. He's the best manager in the Premiership. And I love his bald head.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Now, I'm not gonna explain football to you - some of you definitely need this, mind -

Right on cue.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

"If you can't put your best players on the pitch, there's a fair chance the reserves are gonna get beaten. If you're having to pick a different side every week, there's not gonna be any rhythm" whined Erik, tearfully.

"Yeah, you're fired" replied the Glazers.

"If you can't put your best players on the pitch, there's a fair chance the reserves are gonna get beaten" whined Erik.

Jadon chuckled quietly and offered his salt and vinegar crisps to the young academy graduate begging for his autograph.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Jadon chuckled quietly and offered his salt and vinegar crisps to the young academy graduate begging for his autograph.

wtf?

...

^ He's been banned from the first team canteen and has to eat with the kids.

World class management of a young 70 million quid talent.