Thread: Dinner

Leggy Leather Lady sent me this pic and asked me if I wanted to come over for dinner



Quicker than ravished rat up a hornpipe I was in the chariot in time to catch the sunset



There was a howling wind blowing even at ground level so it was gale force up on the bird's nest balcony. These canoeists must have been working hard to stay on course.



First up she served me a smoked chicken roll from a bagel shop. She is not a whizz in the kitchen and prefers to get food delivered from restaurants.



Then she said that was just the starter and she had got some beef and she was going to cook it herself. I was quite touched as I could tell she was out of her comfort zone but it was tasty cut if a little over cooked in the tiny electric frying pan.



I had already started eating it when she asked me if I wanted asparagus to go with it, so she then spent 10 minutes doing that, so I nuked the beef so it had a matching temperature once the asparagus was ready.



I chipped in with dessert which was a tasty coffee cake



She is no oat cuisine chef, but I think I might cut her a break on that score

The best TD dinner post in many a year.

Originally Posted by Edmond

The best TD dinner post in many a year.

Put your micro-penis back in the turtle shell, eddie. The god-damn steak was incinerated.

Originally Posted by bsnub

micro-penis back in the turtle shell

you do have thing about them snubs

Originally Posted by malmomike77

you do have thing about them snubs

Just glad I do not have one like some of the runts on these fora.

Originally Posted by bsnub

The god-damn steak was incinerated.

Loops didn't turn it over to show the patent leather uppers

Originally Posted by Looper

She is no oat cuisine chef, but I think I might cut her a break on that score

Oat cuisine? Oh dear. It seems Looper has got Joe90 to do the writing for Looper's posts!!

What next, a quick "expresso" coffee and a "hatric" of puddings?

^ i think that was intentional

Possibly, Mike, but he's Australian so you can never be sure!

Originally Posted by Neverna

Oat cuisine? Oh dear. It seems Looper has got Joe90 to do the writing for Looper's posts!!

What next, a quick "expresso" coffee and a "hatric" of puddings?

serving up some bad boys.

Bish bash bosh booyakasha!

More pics please. And not of the steak

Originally Posted by Neverna

Bish bash bosh

Slip slop slap.


^ that's some fine dining indeed.

Respecto!

Live laugh love

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Oh no it's not!

Lovely KW.

I've got the ultimate treat instore for you culinary cuisine lovers.

I'll post up later.

Be warned this is a 10/10.

The ultimate pie!!

Check out my flaky succulent juicy lamb " Desperate Dan " 2 kilo birthday pie that cost £85 on Toppers channel!

Just a moment...

Speaking of bad boys…it was steak nite at the pub yesterday. Balncing the steak on a pile of chips wasn’t smart. My youngest was trying to cut the steak while balanced and unsurprisingly managed to know his entire steak onto the floor. Fortunately, the staff replaced it free.

Good thread chitty

Originally Posted by BLD

Good thread chitty

Cheers mate.

That pie was the best in the my life.

What a week!

Happy birthday chitty

Coppa di Morreti

Add booze and cover

Can't beat that BBQ taste, eh Joe?

what is it?

I'm going with pork cos I think that's apple sauce at 10 O'clock.

Could those browny-orange things at 3 O'clock be carrots?