Dinner

**Jack meoff** · 10-05-2018, 10:07 PM

Smoked sausage & chips

**Bogon** · 10-05-2018, 10:40 PM

^ Top right above the knife.

Looks like you are writing a goodbye message to the missus.

Dear Apple,

I'm afraid to tell you that I have been tempted by the fruit of another.

He is a rich man, from a faraway land, who takes me to Eatigo restaurants.

I must say what a gentle lover he is. He puts it inside me and lets it grow, so not to hurt too much.

I hope you understand my teeruk?

All my love.

JM & Dilly xoxoxoxoxox

**stroller** · 10-05-2018, 10:45 PM

No worries, Pat or Luigi will be along soon to console Apple.

**hallelujah** · 10-05-2018, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by Jack meoff

Smoked sausage & chips

Stroller and his countryfolk would give their right arm for dry sausages and past their best chips.

Has he greened you yet?

**tomcat** · 11-05-2018, 05:41 AM

...odd combinations add interest to a meal...sometimes...

**Chittychangchang** · 11-05-2018, 06:00 AM

First bbq of the year..

Very nice it was

**fishlocker** · 11-05-2018, 07:05 AM

Tender tentacles there hey?

Nice plate as well.

**fishlocker** · 11-05-2018, 09:03 AM

Would you send the plate back?
Not ....

The fish.

**fishlocker** · 11-05-2018, 09:08 AM

And guess what, I wear blue jeans, tee shirts, and tennis shoes and dip my meat in Miss Fish's hot sauce as often as I like.

**tomcat** · 11-05-2018, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by fishlocker

and dip my meat in Miss Fish's hot sauce as often as I like.

...all well and good...just stay away from her place mat...

**cyrille** · 11-05-2018, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by fishlocker

I wear blue jeans, tee shirts, and tennis shoes and dip my meat in Miss Fish's hot sauce as often as I like.

Some holiday reading...

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/...6-cringeworthy

**Jack meoff** · 11-05-2018, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

past their best chips.

Excuse me, The Magic Woks finest

**cyrille** · 11-05-2018, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by Jack meoff

Smoked sausage & chips

I'll say one thing for luigi...he would definitely have plated this food more creatively.

**Luigi** · 11-05-2018, 06:43 PM

Those chips could have been modeled as a vagina, now that you mention it.

**crackerjack101** · 11-05-2018, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by Luigi

Those chips could have been modeled as a vagina, now that you mention it.

Errrr, methinks thou dost spend way too much time with way too many weird human beings.

Chips - vaginas ?

Nope, I'm afraid I can't makes that leap.
Odd too, cos I'm good at the old suspension of disbelief.

Carry on.

**fishlocker** · 11-05-2018, 07:43 PM

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Book cover for Cringeworthy: A Theory of Awkwardness
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Cringeworthy: A Theory of Awkwardness
by Melissa Dahl (Goodreads Author)
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New York magazine's "Science of Us" editor explains the compelling psychology of awkwardness, and asks: what if the moments that make us feel most awkward are actually valuable?

Have you ever said goodbye to someone, only to discover that you're both walking in the same direction? Or had your next thought fly out of your brain in the middle of a presentation? Or accidentally liked an old photo on someone's Instagram or Facebook, thus revealing yourself to be a creepy social media stalker?

Melissa Dahl, editor of New York magazine's "Science of Us" website, has. After a lifetime of cringing, she became intrigued by awkwardness: a universal but underappreciated emotion. In this witty and compassionate book, Dahl explores the oddest, cringiest corners of our world. She chats with strangers on the busy New York City subway, goes on awkward friend dates using a "Tinder-for-friendship" app, takes improv comedy lessons, and even reads aloud from her (highly embarrassing!) middle school diary to a crowd of strangers.

After all of that, she realizes: Awkward moments are opportunities to test yourself. When everyone else is pretending to have it under control, you can be a little braver and grow a little bigger--while remaining true to your awkward self. And along the way, you might find that awkward moments unite us in our mutual human ridiculousness.

Thanks, I'll look into that book now that the necktie is loosened and tha Allen Edmonds are in the closet where they belong.

This is a trigger phrase that got me pondering ______s life.

" thus revealing yourself to be a creepy social media stalker?"