of my first love. She was so

of my first love. She was so

Madonna-like. But that's another story, my true loves have been Thai trannies and

gay Filipino prisoners. True love can only

be measured by the detours taken, only to get back
at those who have burnt you, so remember

never trust a Farang, they will...
leave you in a heartbeat and also take you
For a ride in their pickup leaving you..

The nice big house that they built you, because they can't own property here - so remember...
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who let all those labmonkeys out..
much to the enjoyment of

the Isaan folk laughing all the way to the bank....
because many lonely alienated Farangs try to buy

their seemingly comfortable lifestyles, when they'll never be at ease here because...

real chocolate melts in the heat and tends to run off

their facade, which passes for character. But we all know that..

and only the uninitiated end up jumping from their balconies
and splattering themselves with

melted chocolate sauce and

grey mattr. The stats in Pattaya are
impressive and cleanse the gene pool of

all Westerners and Eurocentric types. Not a complete extermination, mind you, just leave enough so that they might learn from...
their past mistakes of giving all of the their money to

their sainted Mothers instead of those letched..

There is a program now that prints brochures in German, Russian,
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