Thread: Continue The Story

a fight with north korea but luckily

Johnny knew where the weapons of mass destruction were because

he had been to USA before and

had hidden his potato gun behind the sink at Macys.

when a security guard came and

offered him a great deal on a used

gatlin gun, but Johnny just wanted to go to the

topless barmaid pub down the road where the

boys go to stare at boobs, and live longer, sadly

his wheelchair had got caught in the lift doors and

he got a happy ending in a very strange way, as the ambulance arrived

Johnny's chair was pushed through, by a dog humping his

master's blow-up doll named Glenda...as Johnny came out of his daydream, the paramedics were ready to

give his doll, Glenda cpr, instantly Johnny yelled out loudly

"Wait, the bung's not in properly", as Glenda wizzed up

and fiercely blew air into the blow up doll until

she realized somebody had already 'blew' in the

the backend where the exhaust pipe is. She then

opened her legs and let out a big

Latex football, painted to look like Winston Churchill, adorned with

ornaments and rings and all the people said......

is it mardi gras time already? so the

people took to the streets, dancing and wearing

jewels, sapphires, gold, silver, and on their

shoes were a big pile of