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he was doing something that he

always wanted to do. Travel to

Bakersfield, California where one might find The Buck Owens Country Music Museum as well as

lots of trailers, sandy deserts, and the type of people that

you see in movies but you never thought they really existed. Here they are

in the flesh. And a lot uglier than when on TV, but

there are still people who think that this isn't the case, such as

blackgang, who used to live in Hollywood while

managing Elvis' films of the early and mid 60's, but now he prefers

to donate his time to the very lucky

game of backgammon and chess that he plays with

his seven cats. His wife is constantly frustrated by all of this and she

ran off with another

Elvis impersonator, Somchai. They now reside just outside Phenom Phen planning a Michael Jackson look-a-like extravaganza and

talk about MJ's byooootifun white skin. The MJ impersonator told them

put on a new plastic face to get for the London

ladyboy show. Micahel is their dance coach. The thing he loves the most about this job is

what goes on behind the scenes. He often......

is caught, looking in the mirror, wishing

he had a belly the size of nedwalks' but he

has had so much plastic surgery that if he wanted to get any work done on his stomach he would have to

immodestly

disrobe for the surgeon and Michael was afraid that

her qualifications were

only valid for working in Nigeria. When he saw her license on the wall, he quickly pulled his gown closed and shouted "