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the grate sale of the loacal

dog kebabs and rat satays and nice coffee

where he met the

owner of the establishment, A Mr. Togwieldy and his drooling

son in law fresh from his new

hobby as a mermaid spotter

but his full love was

for his deformed pet gerbil, 'squish', who had

a sore arse because he always poked it with a

large orange carrot

that he got from a

little known market at the Cambodian border. Back indoors, the Mermaid

and the elephant were doing the

usual social circuit, handing out flyers and paying off the BIB

so that later on they would be free to

search out, detain and thoroughly kick the shit out of Gary Glitter.

And then take head and place it on a stick

and spin it around in the center of

circus ring, then have the elephant sit on it, crushing

the poor bugger in the front row cause he was

too close trying to get a close up shot with his

cheap, throwaway, camera that came free with a packet of

reusable condoms that had once belonged to

george bush and smelt of

Johnny HOWARD, Australian P.M, who recently bent down to pick