Thread: Continue The Story

without a shoe because in his haste

he forgot that Dick Cheney was wearing his shoes...therefore

they stole shoes from a newspaper and magazine seller at

the white house, where Obama's stimulas package failed to impress

Willie, Waylon, Johnnie, and all those other radicals in Nashville. But before

the package passed there was a new give away. Free ______.

Mandarin lessons for displaced Poles with a Satsuma fetish

...as most had disappointed looks on their faces, they had never used poles such as this. Nonetheless, when the maids appeared

wearing nothing but bow ties and suddenly started to

giggle like little Cambodian school girls, they thought better to

start jumping off of the tables and destroying all of the

blueprints for the new 'Thai Order', which they still find befuddling. So it was...

postponed until the next round of airport closure coming next

spring, at the same time the Japanese chow down on

fresh whale meat, illegally gained by

former Greenpeacers gone feral....but that's not why we're really here for. The sensibilities get the best of us and

if that fails us there is always

the people that come from the country called

the Fairyland Kingdom, where everything is free and open....but that's a lie, how is it that I'm conditioned to

lurk in darken corners where i am often caught

attempting to make connect with a certain former exiled PM, pleading him for forgiveness and granting a complete

leather bound set of the works of William Shakespere

original editions of course...and a rare set of Oscar Wilde's

less famous quotes such as

'Women are meant to be loved, not understood', reminds me