Thread: Continue The Story

on ice, CMN has booked a front seat for the entire run of 8 nights

but on the first night his member froze, luckily

Bernie Taupin was in the audience with his

spare inflatable Elton clone.

simultaneously CMN defrosted, the inflatable exploded and the audience

were so bored they left and went to

the gogo bar for a

banana split. Ouch! He proclaimed as she

split the banana right down the middle with her

stileto shoe, finally lodging into his shin, apologising she bent

down to retrieve her her shoe, but slipped on the remains of the

orgy that had happened the night before and broke her

finger nails in the little metal grate covering the sewer.

She then removed the sewer cover and proceeded to

climb down. Where she canted, 'it's dark down here'. Nonetheless...

she found none of her past relationships there, so she

proceeded to extract what was left of

the man she just met. His name was

Bond, James Bond. But you can call me จีม.

played by roger moore, who could,nt no more so she

opted for Pierce Brosnan, which is Welsh for 'I'm not Sean Connery'...alas,

the crusty strumpet trumpeted, "You're name is Stroller and we all know it!"

quick to his own defense, he thought to mislead them with a number of nics

cuningly cut into his own arm with a fruit knife.

and then tattooed on his