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and the ear in question was halfway up her...

street, when it....

was accosted by three knife wielding lady boys and one...

soi dog, which promptly swallowed the ear....

and ran off having eaten the tastiest of tidbits, the soi dog...

now had developed a penchant for...

pigs ears. Off to Pets Palace, the pooch...

chased the poor porkers all around the...

pen until the greased pig gasped for breath and...

by then it was too late; our dog simply...

chomped on an ear then immediately spit it out bellowing...

because he had a fooking earring caught in his...

tongue stud piercing, howling in anger he...

turned to human meat, which is sort of strange, because...

new zealand beat Australian in the cricket World cup, speechless, Elvis was, confused Priscilla lifted her .....

petticoats and let out a loud fart which...

killed him...

Or so it was reported in the media, but if the truth be known...

he merely passed out from the stench because...

He was covered in shit trying to hide from the enemy.

Still, Priscilla had been eating fishhead soup and...

devouring the fish eyes, a delicacy in Isaan, which as we all know is ...

the path to enlightenment which is tantamount to...

the search for the Holy Grail. Not to be outdone...

by Prisky's eating of the eyes, Elvis cut off a chunk of...