Thread: Continue The Story

oil bottle...

and by the truckload, just for a...

possible glimpse of the king, posturing for a selfie, and ...

another selfie before the butler stepped in and said:...

...."time for your afternoon banana and peanut butter sandwich, Sir", and with that Big E settled back in the...

recliner, summoned the court jester and the village idiot while...

Noi massaged his feet with a wry...

smile, a gleam in her eye and a hand full of...

sesame seeds, which may seem strange, but...

Noi works the McDonalds sesame seed bun assembly line, and...

...fortunately for her, Elvis lives at McDonald's, as does...

the majority of gracelands fast food fanatics, however, off...

so sesame seeds painfully end up in his......

glory hole. Grabbing his trusty sawzall he proceeded to...

chase Noi down the winding entrance to...

the rabbit hole where he paused, looked left, then...

he looked down at the sawzall in his hands and...

laughing hysterically said...

"I just want to talk, Noi," while revving the sawzall (gas powered) and stepping...

to the right he cackled "Here's Johnny" and...

plunged down the rabbit hole after her while...

Noi, remember Noi, screamed and ran to the red queen...

who promptly grapped the elastic band of her panties and yanked...

three times while saying "there's no place like home"...

while Elvis caught up to them, breathless now, and...