Thread: Continue The Story

commence the planned bloodless coup by...

calling Thailand to ask how...

...one does such a thing in civilised countries without the aid of ...

internet or telephone, but using only...

.. sticky backed-plastic and a Blue Peter badge. Of course, when I was a lad, ...

we had no paper, plastic or badges. And if we were lucky...

.. we wouldn't even know what they were cuz there's nothing worse than knowing you don't have something. Far better to not know what you don't have. At least that's what my grandfather used to tell me when I asked him about ...

shoes and sox and other such...

... innocent questions. However, when I asked him about the birds and the bees, all he would say was ...

"Don't fck birds and bees, and don't lose your head over a piece of fluff." He also said...

.. "don't listen to me. I'm an old git who's past his sell-by date. Now if you want to learn some real worldly shite, there's an forum called Teak Door with lots of weird and wonderful posters. You'll learn stuff like ...

how flat is the world, how blue is the sky,...

and if you act now you will receive, free of charge, a proper fooking flaming no matter what...

trips your trigger. Of course, having fresh batteries helps...

otherwise your buttplug might...

cause a backup that will lead to an explosion of.......

profanity and also a foul-smelling...

odor similar to that of a Thai bar girl's gash after numerous romps in a 300bht beach hut. Or even a .....

luxury mansion because it makes no...

difference at all to a paid bar girl, however it...

does make a difference if there's no bum gun because...

,,the porridge will be warm in the morning ready for...

consumption, which is strange, because...

it had a distinctly...

noxious odor, not unlike over-ripe durian, yet slightly reminiscent of...