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propositioning Priscilla's young nephew and ordering an extra...

length of sausage during...

...Buddhist Lent, which was one of Big E's most favored observances because of the...

candies and coconuts and also...

the cultural disregard of human decency during the holidays and...

...buggering, pillaging, and drunken chaotic orgies. Those were the memorable Graceland days under the old Elvis - but today, Priscilla held a foot to the immoral model that once was. Instead, she opted for....

rural Surin where morons shat on her for fun until one day her.,,

hairy black beaver "Rastus" had enough, ferociously attacking the shitters spreading their ....

vile excretions, she sent them all to...

the gates of mordor seeking saurons blessing for...

a thousand baht...

unfortunately sauron demanded Bt 10k, a deal breaker, who will...

have a fit if..

exposed because we know that face is...

...really Fester, master of all disguises, and...

therefore ready and able to bamboozle even...

the Wizard of Oz who entered the parlour riding a...

goat while the band played...

Pinball Wizard and roasted a suckling pig...

on an open barbie while the ducks...

waddled in unison towards the hen house with...

dollars in their bills which was strange because...

most hens work for chickenfeed, but the ducks believed...

...they were geese, throwing the whole equilibrium off kilter. Elvis had enough of the rumors surrounding the alternate paradigm becoming dangerously close to...

the truth so he summoned the court jester along with...