Thread: Continue The Story

if good services are rendered; however, Fester's idea of good service...

can be somewhat unprofessional, even for the most experienced of...

punters, but he doesn't seem to...

be disturbed in the least. His ultimate goal is to...

barfine three full bars of dancers and open a...

supreme pleasure palace, barring Priscilla and...

most of the Graceland Gang except...

of course, Big E, the King himself, as Fester refused to...

believe that he died, preferring to think that...

the Big E was not mortal but indeed a God, in his...

prime indeed he commanded the attention of...

many of the kingdom's young lovelies, and frequently...

enjoyed the spoils of...

Miss Willy Nilly the Lilly, better known as...

Jeffrey Knumnutts because of the...

8" sausage clasped tightly outta sight but...

not all the way, apparently, because Elvis' food taster had his...

bib on, napkin in hand he cautiously approached...

and was smacked upside the head while...

Elvis smirked and fondled Knumnutts' ample pillows of...

silk which "she" sat upon while the sausage...

began to smugly peek out of its hiding place and...

the taster inched forward rubbing his sore head with...

coconut oil and libido enhancement cream to increase...

his membership in the...