Thread: Continue The Story

a bottle of gin and three Chinese whores which he planned to...

consult about rearranging his bedroom, err kingdom, so he...

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"strike that thought" he screamed, get me my...

cudgel." It was his favourite device which he used to...

pleasure himself while reading....

the bible and drinking with...

a very mature lady who said to him "I swear to drunk I'm not God so stick that....

in your smoke and pipe it!, causing raucous laughter among...

bag pipe players causing them to....

voice their opinions by dropping kilt and shining moon to...

all and sundry which was strange because...

they were supposed to modest, however, in light of...

all the bullshit occurring at Graceland, they took the opportunity to raise their...

dignity to a level beyond reproach by asking Priscilla for...

bum guns in the outhouses so they could clean...

up nicely and attend the party, however, invitations were...

limited to Nigerians with.....

eleven digits and packing a keyboard ready for..

the apocalypse, and the roman style orgy scheduled for...

the re election of Berlusconi and his twelve....

prophets of destruction who were fierce barstards concerned solely with...

the latest vendetta to rid Graceland of Silvio's enemies and restore...

the throne to...

the Pezzonovante leader of the clan of...