Thread: Continue The Story

dirty Noi's backside hairs which she treasured more than...

her Western Union account numbers book, which she kept in

the left breast "pocket" of her padded bra next to...

the telephone number of her favouite TD member:...

who used to shag her ladyboy lover, but only when...

several upstanding members...

,who perhaps aren't as upstanding as they were in younger years, decided to...

tie her hands behind her back and force her to...

take the largest...

and most unsavoury (although it was very soft)...

bowel movement while teetering over the balcony rail, dropping it...

into a startled Germans...

open, waiting, and welcoming...

mind, there to

find that fair and foul are near of kin, and fair needs...

love, not wayward sin, to...

open fortune cookies in the tin , foretelling futures concerning

sin, and cookies open, awaiting

to be read aloud to all and sundry,

and foul means harking back to his fantasies of women....

So, the German tourist then walked into a bar, exclaiming...

Vas is das fingerpokin English

he said as he jumped onto the the bar using his

spare leg in a

catapult, but it then bounced into the street and hopped towards