Thread: Continue The Story

found that one of the females had somehow squeezed into a pair of lime-green...

assless chaps, which was exciting the sailors who were there on...

... the assumption only katoeys would be ...

^ripe for the picking, but Lady Luck chose to bestow favors and...

...the sailors lost not only their shirts, but also...

their dignity as they cavorted...

drunkenly in a hornpipe...

...whatever that is, but cavort they did until...

one humongous katoey plugged the hornpipe with...

drunken sailors skipping around the capstan, singing,,,

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum and fifteen men on the dead-man's...

...shit-list, so the sailors found...

the good teak ship was sailing on its own since...

^dawn. Then Mother Nature unleashed her fury and sent waves...

of stalkers and trolls like a pestilence down upon...

the Big Mangina and lo the katoeys trembled with...

... anticipation as Sailor boy unleashed his mighty sword of ....

"freedom," as the villagers called it, because it...

...was printed on the label next to the Made in China sticker...

but that didn't deter Sailor boy as he waded into the...

..."bills due" stack that his ex-wife bequeathed him, a reminder that...

... kicking that wench to the curb was the best ...

damned thing he'd ever...

...heard all day, because it had been one of those days where...

nothing was going as planned which really...