Thread: GOP: now & in the future

50 Signs you're in the Tea Party

1. At a debate, you boo a soldier because he is gay.

2. You accuse a decorated Vietnam veteran of “cutting and running.”

3. You accuse Obama of being a Muslim, yet condemn him for going to Jeremiah Wright’s Christian church.

4. You admire Sarah Palin’s keen intellect.

5. You agree with Alabama state senator Scott Beason who referred to blacks as “aborigines.”

6. You are considering moving to Canada to avoid health insurance mandates.

7. You are convinced that Obama is either Hitler, Stalin, the Joker or a combination of all 3.

8. You ascribe marital infidelity to your sense of patriotism.

9. You become hysterical at the thought of Muslims wanting to build a basketball court three blocks from Ground Zero, ignoring the fact that there was a mosque inside the World Trade Center.

10. You believe family values means having children from your first marriage try to convince people that your second wife is lying about your third wife.

11. You believe gay marriage is the “most important issue of our time”.

12. You believe Obama does not like white people.

13. You believe scientists are cross-breeding humans and animals and creating mice with fully functioning human brains.

14. You believe that Franklin Delano Roosevelt and the New Deal caused the Great Depression; even though FDR took office 4 years after it began.

15. You believe that gay marriage undermines traditional family values although your religion and family have advocated polygamy.

16. You celebrate Bush’s “Mission Accomplished” moment, yet deny Obama had anything to do with Osama bin Laden being killed.

17. You cheer at the idea of the uninsured dying.

18. You claim that your sons are doing their “patriotic duty” by supporting you in the election instead of serving in the military.

19. You confuse John Wayne and John Wayne Gacy.

20. You could not explain socialism if your life depended on it.

21. You disparage and call a veteran who is a double amputee “unpatriotic.”

22. You do not understand the difference between people you disagree with and Hitler or Karl Marx.

23. You equate any criticism of the Bush administration’s conduct of the war with not “supporting our troops”.

24. You equate masturbation with adultery.

25. You equate opinion with fact and offer no evidence of your beliefs.

26. You feel emotionally moved whenever Glenn Beck speaks.

27. You get “nauseated” at the idea of “separation of church and state.”

28. You hate the 14th Amendment and the Civil Rights Acts of 1964.

29. You invoke the threat of “Second Amendment remedies” when you do not get the electoral result that you want.

30. You like to shout-down other citizens at town-hall meetings and call it “proper democratic dialogue.”

31. You love benefits such as the interstate highway system, safe food and drugs, clean water and air, etc. – you just don’t want to pay for any of it.

32. You love having fresh produce on the shelves, nannies and groundskeepers but want the people who provide those services deported – or better yet to “self-deport” themselves.

33. You love to invoke Leviticus 18:22 but suddenly forget your Scripture when it comes to Leviticus 19:18.

34. You make frequent information requests to the Hawaii Department of Vital Records even though you are not a resident of Hawaii.

35. You overlooked eight years of Bush incompetence and criminal destabilization of the economy but decided in less than a day that Obama is the Anti-Christ.

36. You proudly display a sign that reads: “Obama is a M-O-R-A-N” at rallies.

37. You receive Medicare, yet oppose government run healthcare.

38. You strongly oppose the new health care law but have not read it.

39. You support Michelle Bachman signing a pledge that says that black children were better off during slavery.

40. You support the death penalty, the NRA and wars, yet claim to be “Pro-Life.”

41. You think Andrew Breitbart was a legitimate journalist.

42. You think being a teabagger has nothing to do with testicles.

43. You think George Soros wrote 1984.

44. You think health insurance reform somehow affects your 2nd amendment rights.

45. You think it appropriate to arm yourself for political rallies and think armed militias are a great and noble idea.

46. You think that atheists, gays and minorities are not real Americans.

47. You think that Creationism is a valid theory to teach children in science classes.

48. You think that natural disasters are God’s wrath on humanity for homosexuality.

49. You think the Tea Party is a grassroots organization.

50. You’ve ever held a sign that said, “You can have my healthcare when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.”

Inspired in part by AATTP member, John F.

(The above were stolen from the web somewhere)

^ Fantastic! A great way to start the day!

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

49. You think the Tea Party is a grassroots organization.

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

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(The above were stolen from the web somewhere)

Yeah, from a comedy site...

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

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(The above were stolen from the web somewhere)

Yeah, from a comedy site...

A far more creditable source then most of your rightwing fever swamp blogs.

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

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(The above were stolen from the web somewhere)

Yeah, from a comedy site...

I thought that's where you got all yours? If not, you should repost some of them.

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

You think George Soros wrote 1984.

Just out of interest, is there anyone in the world who actually thing Soros is a decent type of guy, someone whose outlook on life should be an inspiration and a role model for kids?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

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(The above were stolen from the web somewhere)

Yeah, from a comedy site...

I thought that's where you got all yours?

Right...

Thousands of comedians out of work in Vegas & we got harry the barracuda...

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

You think George Soros wrote 1984.

Just out of interest, is there anyone in the world who actually thing Soros is a decent type of guy, someone whose outlook on life should be an inspiration and a role model for kids?

Barack Hussien Obama

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

You think George Soros wrote 1984.

Just out of interest, is there anyone in the world who actually thing Soros is a decent type of guy, someone whose outlook on life should be an inspiration and a role model for kids?

Is Soros worse then the Koch brothers?

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

You think George Soros wrote 1984.

Just out of interest, is there anyone in the world who actually thing Soros is a decent type of guy, someone whose outlook on life should be an inspiration and a role model for kids?

it would be difficult to name anyone who worked in the finance industry for an extended period of time that could be a role model for kids.

that said, soros has donated $8 billion (with a b) to human rights, education, and public health causes.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

You think George Soros wrote 1984.

Just out of interest, is there anyone in the world who actually thing Soros is a decent type of guy, someone whose outlook on life should be an inspiration and a role model for kids?

Is Soros worse then the Koch brothers?

in some ways they're the flip side of the same coin...with one key difference.

the koch brothers use their wealth and influence to increase their wealth and influence.

sorors uses his wealth and influence to promote democracy, human rights and economic reform.

Originally Posted by raycarey

that said, soros has donated $8 billion (with a b) to human rights, education, and public health causes.

What have the Kock brothers donated?

^ just what you'd expect...

cato institute
heritage foundation
americans for prosperity
freedom works

they were key funders of the astro-turfed 'tea party'


and i'm sure they throw some money at a few charities for the tax write off.

Originally Posted by raycarey

sorors uses his wealth and influence to promote democracy, human rights and economic reform.

& take down the Bank of England plus kick off the Asian Financial Crisis back in '97/'98

Real swell guy...

Originally Posted by raycarey

sorors uses his wealth and influence to promote democracy, human rights and economic reform.

Somehow I have trouble believing this.

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Originally Posted by raycarey

sorors uses his wealth and influence to promote democracy, human rights and economic reform.

& take down the Bank of England plus kick off the Asian Financial Crisis back in '97/'98

Real swell guy...

that said, soros has donated $8 billion (with a b) to human rights, education, and public health causes.

What have the Kock brothers done?

Originally Posted by bsnub

Is Soros worse then the Koch brothers?

Dunno - I asked a straight question not a comparison question. The Koch brothers remind me of those two old boys in the muppets. I would think the world as a whole will give a sigh of relief when those two bastards snuff it.

So you think Soros is a decent bloke then Snubby?

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by raycarey

sorors uses his wealth and influence to promote democracy, human rights and economic reform.

Somehow I have trouble believing this.

No. 1: George Soros - Philanthropy 50 - The Chronicle of Philanthropy- Connecting the nonprofit world with news, jobs, and ideas

http://www.nonprofitquarterly.org/ph...-politics.html

Sorry but he is actually a really good man.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Sorry but he is actually a really good man.

"One of the largest grants was $100-million to Human Rights Watch"

Is this serious?

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by bsnub

Is Soros worse then the Koch brothers?

Dunno - I asked a straight question not a comparison question. The Koch brothers remind me of those two old boys in the muppets. I would think the world as a whole will give a sigh of relief when those two bastards snuff it.

So you think Soros is a decent bloke then Snubby?

As decent as someone who has amassed that type of fortune. Yes I do.

The Kock brothers are evil personified.

He funds some funny activities does our George.

EU Funding of Homosexual Lobby with Pedophile Links Questioned


The German wiki makes the link. Both the Logo (hmmm, funny that) and the connection is removed from the English version)
International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans and Intersex Association

Anyway - Who is the future of the GOP? Democrat people, which GOP person who you pick, pretending for a moment that you actually wanted credible opposition and did not want GOP to disappear leaving a one party solution. Which of their people are credible?

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by raycarey

sorors uses his wealth and influence to promote democracy, human rights and economic reform.

Somehow I have trouble believing this.

As well you should have grave doubts.

Soros is heavily active in the One World Government thing.

A very dangerous man.

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Soros is heavily active in the One World Government thing.

What is the One World Government thang? Who runs it? From where?